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agatha: I am the strongest witch, I have studied magic for a long time and survived the Salem witch trials and managed to make my way here

loki: I am the best mage in all the nines, I have spent centuries studying magic theory and seidr

stephen: I am a most talented sorcerer around, in only a number of months I learnt enough to become sorcerer supreme and i have also defeated dormammu

wanda: yall study?

stream

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

holdtightposts

jaubaius

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

articulate-anxious-atheist-deac

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

hydro-homies

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

regularlesbian

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

theywantml

Africa’s Wild Sand Kittens Caught on Video for First Time Ever

Sand cats are small cats that live in the deserts of North Africa, the Middle East and Central Asia and are usually very hard to find. vimeo.com/235370999 (Panthera Cats)

@wtiennest

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

hiscarissima

Wait what.

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

saint-batrick

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

smashasaurus-rex

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

sandersgrey

bulbabushka

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

emmmpty

Perfect

the-neon-pineapple

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

venusian--eye-deactivated201606

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

dapperpea

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

zetsubonna

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

merelyimmortal

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

thatoneqprblog-blog

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

mugwomps

This is a legit way to treat intrusive thoughts, well done!

theocseason4

creos0te

Who's uncle is this lol

apolohgy

the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people