my little meow meow

Mika / 27 / Any pronoun / blorbo enjoyer

[baddywronglegs]

Fishing hat that says "The idea of fish being aware of me is existentially terrifying. Women, likewise."

[mr-deep-downer]

does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

[cutsofguiltcutsdeeper]

everything that happened in naruto is real

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[oh-hools]

ordered a burger AMA

[oh-hools]

yes

[oh-hools]

we’re dating now btw

[paperandpencilsandskips]

I’m so happy for you and the burger

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

to me the entire internet is rage bait content

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[neurovarious]

love is in the air? WRONG! dragons

[girlbloke]

sorry that i’m so Weird it’s ok i’ll die one day

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[queer-cosette]

the hottest thing a man can have is a vaguely haunted look in his eyes like he had to confront an eldritch being a few years ago and the horror has mostly worn off but still sometimes sneaks up on him in quiet moments. the second hottest thing a man can have is a hoop earring.

no no. I trust that this will find its target audience

[blessyouhawkeye]

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

[blessyouhawkeye]

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

[blessyouhawkeye]

you guys would never believe what's happening to this post

[redavexat]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[fangorn-forest]

doctors: we are so smart. and so powerful. also all-knowing btw.

doctors when dealing with a health condition found primarily in women: ummmm. idk. that’s scary. also you’re making it up.

[steampunkforever]

If this had happened in 2006 we would've already had a tasteless flash game about it by 3pm this afternoon