chaotically caffeinated

your local gay, socialist teacher | WA | 29

[galacticsabc]

The swagful Dr. Grace

[starrose17]

That watch is the reason he rides a bike to work.

[bognaturals]

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

[wetheurban]

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

[gemeentepijnacker]

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[tunisian]

Telling people not to use chatgpt is ableist. Some people arent eloquent enough and need it to convey what they want to say

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

[omegaverse]

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

[omegaverse]

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

[omegaverse]

who knows though

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[iamwizzzzz]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[caffedorzo]

[potentiallyambitious]

started packing up my apartment and had to take a hot girl moment to finally process the divorce for an hour

[emziess]

I get sick on an elevator. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[infra-materialist]

[catchymemes]

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

[your-daisydream]

[ozempicofficial]

[ozempicofficial]

The more important question is why is this still not a subject of academic research

[potentiallyambitious]

tumblr is like my succulent I forget about it and then return to be pleasantly surprised each time before the cycle repeats