No Upside Down AU where Dustin makes some connections between the chapter in health class on child neglect and the way Nancy’s asshole boyfriend talks about his home life, and decides that he’s going to save him from a bad situation.
Meanwhile Steve is stressed about his girlfriend’s waning interest in him when suddenly, this kid with no teeth and no collarbones is following him around and asking him to move in with him and his mom and, “Dude, what the hell? I’m not going to date your mom.”
“Ew, I don’t want you to date my mom!” Dustin says and gags. “I want you to be my brother.”
Steve does not know this kid’s name so, “Whyyyyyyy????!”























