heeby jeeby nice and creepy

i'm laura and i play lots of games

[hattedhedgehog]

My embroidery of the Sera character card from Dragon Age Inquisition is now complete!

75 hours of work, 11.5x19.5 cm

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[Image description: An embroidered version of the Sera character selection card from Dragon Age Inquisition. She stands atop a slanted tree trunk with her bow held suggestively between her legs, looking at the Skyhold tower in the distance, where the tiny figure of the inquisitor is present in the window. Mountains and turrets make up the background behind her.]

[masseffecttranscribed]

[stringcage]

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

im on that easy to fuck but hard to kill grindset 💯

[lostinlife321]

I feel this passes peer review

[heedra]

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

[duckbunny]

the ancients were wrong about many things but they were absolutely right about snacking plates

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

[cahootings]

a really good point but considering any stabbing is a thinly veiled penetration metaphor dick in hole prevails

[cahootings]

this post was a joke but I love the direction we’re going

[praaxic]

[pyjama-aeldari]

Almost done on this McQueen inspired battle sister, and ready to start thinking about the rest of the squad. I have some finishing and tidying to do and of course the base.

I also debated whether to cover it all in AK streaking grime and an oil wash ... Which I did for that more worn, grimdark look these fanatical devotees require.

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[sosuperawesome]

yec_yourz on Instagram

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[gothamsgaygirlgang]

blorbo from my shows this, glub shitto that, horse plink them I think you are all forgetting the original...

[astraldemise]

IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

[astraldemise]

I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR

[soracities]

Umberto Eco, On Ugliness

[headspace-hotel]

BEAUTY IS FINITE, UGLINESS IS INFINITE LIKE GOD

[senoritaawesome]

bring his ass to a simmer

[lastoneout]

[nictanova]

The lady adjusts her glasses