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i'm mim & i'm 29 (whatever pronouns. better yet - do not refer to me)

[newlycryptid]

it is genuinely almost comical the amount of shit going wrong in my life. like I would not be surprised if I was suddenly homeless tomorrow bc that's just following the trajectory

[kushblazer666]

[irondive]

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[newlycryptid]

my top surgeon just cancelled my surgery. that was the only thing I was looking forward to and now I likely won't be able to get it at all. awesome.

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[michellechang]

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

[michellechang]

the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted

[qqchurch]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ilurvyer]

Well i Love you if that helps

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[circlusion]