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Look at her🔥

#zelda spellman #miranda otto #caos #chilling adventures of sabrina #madam spellman #lucy davis #hilda spellman

I just wanna take a second to talk about the scene in 01x04 where Sabrina comes back into the girl’s dormitories after showering to find her pajamas missing.

She immediately confronts Prudence and the Weird Sisters. Then, after she denies it was them, Sabrina doesn’t even hesitate in turning it physical.

NOW.

Knowing that Zelda was the main caregiver and guiding figure in Sabrina’s upbringing, I just have to laugh at the thought of a 5 year-old Sabrina on Zelda’s lap as she has a discussion with her on how to handle bullies, like...

Zelda: “Sometimes people will be mean to you.”

Sabrina: *idly playing with Auntie’s bracelets* “Uh huh.”

Zelda: “And what do we do when those people are mean to us?”

Sabrina: *looks up in concentration* “ ... Throw hands?”

Zelda: *beaming with pride* “Yes, that’s right, good girl. :’)”

aconissa

me, having stupid thoughts & feelings about fictional characters: ugh. Fine.

#this is scary accurate

rosalie-starfall

“Miranda you keep moving”

Zelda be out there teaching, looking like this, and the students are supposed to pay attention to the lesson??

#miranda otto #zelda spellman #chilling adventures of sabrina #caos #michelle gomez #madam satan #madam spellman

mandy-lane

Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

praise-madamspellman

Sarah Sanderson is one of the main reasons I’m a lesbian

#hocus pocus #sarah sanderson

hattersarts

zelda spellman / mambo marie commission ! almost upset how excited i am for s4 bc of them…..

oreoambitions

Today’s gay disaster:

So two firefighters came into my store this morning. Now, we get firefighters in the store once in a while, probably because our complex is perpetually setting off the fire alarm, and every time they show up my whole team fawns over them like they’re walking sex gods and I don’t really Get It.

But y’all. Two firefighters came into my store this morning, and I Get It. Because that woman was so goddamn attractive, with her dark eyes and her muscles and her strong hands and her charming smile and her casual confidence just lounging around like she owned the place and a;dlfghadfghdfg I have never looked at ANYONE and immediately stopped breathing but y’all it HAPPENED. This woman was so stunningly handsome that I literally cannot tell you what the other female firefighter in the room looked like beyond “I think she was blonde.”

But you know what, I’m BoH so I didn’t have to talk to the stunningly handsome firefighter, and that was fine. I minded my business and tried (and failed) not to look at her. Until the next guests came in, and I said “Hi, welcome in!” reflexively like I’m supposed to.

And this firefighter. She looked at me with this cheeky little smirk, and she said, “Hey now. You didn’t welcome me in.”

And instead of saying something coy, or charming, or clever, the words that actually came out of my mouth were: “Well, you’re very attractive, and it threw me off.”

Y’all she chuckled and she WINKED AT ME. And I’m pretty sure I died on the spot.

She was so charming that I didn’t realize until an hour later that she wasn’t wearing a mask and I’d forgotten to be annoyed about it.

oreoambitions

So today I get to work and my boss hands me my paperwork and… a lighter. A nondescript blue plastic lighter, which I flip over a couple of times looking for initials and then, not seeing any, I ask, “Whose is this?”

“It’s for you,” my boss says, with that look on his face like he’s trying not to give away the punchline of a joke.

And y’all, it’s relatively early in the morning. I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep lately. I haven’t had my coffee yet. So forgive me, because my dumb gay ass asks, “What for?”

Which it turns out is exactly what he wants me to ask, because he says with a big grin, “Heard you wanted to get someone’s attention at the fire department.”

All day long at regular intervals he points out flammable objects around the store.

I swear my entire team is out to get me.

aqueerkettleofish

Out to get you??? I have had some amazing bosses, but I’ve never had one that encouraged me to set fire to my place of business for the purposes of improving my love life.