offer me that deathless death

allison. scorpio.

[doodlemothy]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[hidefdoritos]

engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[toothteethtat]

this monstrocity of a bumper sticker just came out of my brain so here ya'll go and im sorry.

[pyf-ms]

[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

[heavensghost]

shame is sharp, and my skin gives so easy

[animentality]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

He said this on the press tour for the DnD movie which he made with Chris Pine who famously doesn't own a smartphone, so quite frankly if Hugh wasn't having a torrid affair on set that's entirely his own fault!

[eggplant-avenger]

#maybe his torrid affair with chris pine was what made him realize how sad all the other sets were#did you ever think about that

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[pngblog]

"She's not really your child" explain this then

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[heavensghost]

To be alone with you

[punkitt-is-here]

I just checked the Santa tracker and. Oh my god. Oh my god turn on the TV. It doesn't matter which channel. Oh my god there's a second sleigh

[inkipri]

on waiting for a still thing

[stuckinapril]

*Looking at you with no emotion in my eyes* I am normal about failure and I don’t grieve every single thing that has deeply touched me even if it’s no longer in my life

[pussypinklipstick-blog]