preromantics

i ship things, i write things, and i'm a sucker for someone just slightly beat up and panting. shoot me a prompt! star wars, mcu, hp, whatever hyperfixation you see me posting. preromantics @ ao3 since 2010 (lmao) 18+ ✨ forever team #no beta we die like men (the muse strikes when she strikes ok)

[virahaus]

So, anyway, I've come back to ramble about Obikin after all. I just got this gif back on my dash and I have thoughts about it

This gif.

I'm obsessed with it actually. We got both Anakin and Obi-Wan sopping wet. Obi-Wan's hair is the most disheveled we've ever seen. Not while he's doing flips and avoiding death no no. But now. Alone with Anakin. In a glorified pool.

I know they made out in the water. I know it. Obi-Wan's hair is like that cause Anakin gripped it to kiss him.

And talking about Anakin? He's flirting outrageously. Look at him. He's smiling so coyly, eyes twinkling, basically egging Obi-Wan to "come get him". Him looking down at Obi-Wan? Pure sexual innuendo. And Obi-Wan immediately looking around just to check he can follow Anakin to fuck continue their mission?? He wants his boy so badly I just know it. The face Anakin made while he lifted himself up is probably the same he does while he rides Obi-Wan's cock.

Obsessed, I tell you.

[oliviadumhan]

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[m4dsspider]

[leonardcohenofficial]

“I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able—if called upon to do so—to make them a proper omelet in the morning. Surely that kind of civility and selflessness would be both good manners and good for the world. Perhaps omelet skills should be learned at the same time you learn to fuck. Perhaps there should be an unspoken agreement that in the event of loss of virginity, the more experienced of the partners should, afterward, make the other an omelet—passing along the skill at an important and presumably memorable moment.”

— Anthony Bourdain, Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

[blessyouhawkeye]

i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

[astrotheyge]

[rylandsgrace]

You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men... and they'll take fuckin' anyone! I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life. And that says a lot, because I've been alive for more than 200 fucking years. I’ll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper. Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us. (insp)

[mandhos]

[peterpcrker]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) //When will people wake up and realize that everywhere Spider-Man goes, chaos and calamity ensue? Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. And we, the innocents, are left to pick up the pieces.

[catboywhump]

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

[magnetoisnotahappybunny]

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[elesketchii]

12yo me geeking over this movie so hard rn

[dynatoxinc]

The leg over the shoulder FOR WHAT?!?!

[reid-sam]

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST (2014) dir. Bryan Singer

[preromantics]

would love to see that logan/wade/peter threesome. i can just imagine logan absolutely losing his mind at having to deal with *two* mouthy assholes with a penchant for pop culture references...

hello you get it anon! i also feel like wade would make himself jealous with the whole situation and logan would enjoy messing with that a little too much.

[rneliflua]

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together