your dad would like me better

What’s your favorite vegetable?

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[queer-nihilist]

[manny-jacinto]

[vote-for-eggman]

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[orlandospride]

choose your fighter

[catgirl-kaiju]

*poses sexily* Do find me disgusting?

*lays down seductively* Are you repulsed?

[contentmlm]

stages of gay courtship:

1. joke flirting

2. real flirting but still pretending it’s joke flirting

3. sharing ur childhood trauma

4. hold hands

[krayonders]

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him "mr. soap" which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[kallistoi]

[image description: a photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting on the floor and looking up at the camera]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bgm05]

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

[omghotmemes]

Turns everyone into ((Bread))

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Megoosta

[cheese24k]

[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[vaaltyrs]

[lycanthrop-ee]

KRSNND these TAGS

[bostonflavor]

if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

[xxredwoodxx]

California monument’s gone now

[takemetotheastral]

What the fuck even prompted that lmao

[xxredwoodxx]

according to wikipedia it the youths viewed it as anti-christian, promoting illegal immigration and linked to the antifa movement

[accounting-wunderkind]

That random metal pillar? Yeah that’s antifa

[squided]

This happened yesterday

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[realifezompire]

we brought this on ourselves by joking that aliens would be next for 2020

please take me away I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

[p0stmarxed]

Oh okay I guess this might as well happen now

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

since im aware that this can be paranoia inducing to hear about, heres a reminder that theres no way this is anything but bullshit.

like this is transparently ridiculous, this hypothetical alien life doesnt want to be published or humanity to be aware of their existence, yet they trust a former head of israel defense to know about them? whats the logic here? jokes are all well and good but i feel uneasy about spreading this around with zero consideration for people who suffer from delusions or paranoia regarding this sort of thing.

[theproblematicblogger]

Yeah DOD officials in countries everywhere lie about this shit because it justifies their enormous defense budgets. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time 

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toadallybpd]