[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[thahalfrican]

lmaooo

[7mangoes]

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

[allerasphinx]

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[stability]

[muck-up]

[trust-me-im-satan]

when people start getting close to your friends

[teenscoolest]

[ruinedchildhood]

[unshrink]

my cousin saw a pug today

[postllimit]

[obama-biden-memes]

San Francisco federal building yesterday

[cartnsncreal]

[mousenemy]

Paramore_miserybusiness.mp3

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[bobbijaxxx]

[lacqueblacker]

Annalise Keating getting away with murder.

[lavenderbunny]

the BOOTS 

[plushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[thexfiles]