Blahh.

[wonpilsgf]

[bassiter]

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

[steampunkepsilon]

Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you

[sophiask8toy]

[lifeisawalnut]

Excuse me?

[diverguy07]

THIS IS SO SATISFYING HOW

[imsure-maybe-deactivated2020081]

When your straight friends ask you gay trivia

[chameleon-ari]

911 I just witnessed a murder

[afatbabe]

If you’re not noticed, you’re still valid.

[afatbabe]

Like, if no ones gonna read it, you should still write it.

If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.

If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

[scum2000]

You’re not measured by how people react to you.

[sonsuzumutlar]

Monkey Sees A Magic Trick

[asdfghjkl-everything]

awwwww omfg <3

[vnge72]

Posted picture credit to aesloth 

[fencehopping]

[asdfghjkl-everything]

science side of tumblr pls explain.

[boredpanda]

Fashion Inspired By Nature In Diptychs By Liliya Hudyakova

[lovestoned-perfect]

OH DEAR GOD

[asdfghjkl-everything]

OMFG

[a-torv]

[asdfghjkl-everything]

me every time I open tumblr

[voltisubito-deactivated20140303]

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

chai tea

[lyrangalia]

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for Alex.

[thosegreenapples]

"Soviet" means "union" The Union Union

We’re good at this.

[momilommins]

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

[asdfghjkl-everything]

what is my life

[toocooltobehipster]

[bettsfic]

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

[bambi-sass]

I work in a cake shop and I have to check all orders for delivery before they get sent out, my first shift involved me bringing out a huge 10 inch cake that weighed at least 13 pounds with the words ‘FUCKITY BYE!’ In capitals and attached was a gift message of ‘smell ya later Louise’

[asdfghjkl-everything]

when you date a baker :v

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

[adoreyew-blog]

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 

[australiaunt]

Didn’t Listen In Class?  

Crash Course

Khan Academy

Best Damn Tutoring

The Video Math Tutor

Calculators & Solvers 

Square Root Calculator

Cube Root Calculator

Expression Simplifier

Multi Step Equation Calculator

Slope Intercept Equation Maker

Mathway (this can solve almost anything)

Chemical Equation Balancer

DESMOS Graphing Calculator

Didn’t Read That Book? 

Cliffsnotes

Sparknotes

Citing Sources 

PurdueOWL

Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that

Instrument Tuner

How To Read A Painting

Mark Crilley Art Tutorials (mostly manga but with some realism)

Sophie Chan (mostly manga)

Oil Painting Techniques

General Tips and Tricks 

Change the time in an email (gmail), for due dates and all

Block Websites for a specific amount of time

Note-Taking Techniques

That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 

[illaminati-deactivated20140723]

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

[digitalcrayon]

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon

Not all that impressive, but still cute...

[100493503004422]

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day