It's a Tomster

Moving all my actual posts to Twitter. Find me there if you would like to continue following me! Twitter: @itsatomster

[destinyrush]

[drew-ihd]

A famous internet assassination

[creature-phases]

George just got served

[raging-heaven-deactivated202206]

Can I stay at home? I don’t wanna go to work today 😅

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[justplainsomething]

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

[thathealeygirl]

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

[askjennaflorida]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

[omsrandom]

I REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING. I WONDERED WHY MY SISTERS HATED IT BUT I THOUGH IT WAS COOL

[fangurldayandnight]

MEMORIES

[luvvteddybears-deactivated20190]

[dylanthinks87-deactivated202107]

Happy Monday everyone!

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[cubbychub-deactivated20201109]

To much skin?

[lock-johnson]

NEVER!!!

[robeblr]

🔋

[wolf-66-deactivated20160525]

[wolf-66-deactivated20160525]

I love nudity. It’s simply an ultimate representation of freedom, trust, comfort, and honesty.

You trust the other to take you as you are, you are free to be yourself, and - if you can share how you look nude -  you can share your emotional nudity as well.

[naturally-free-deactivated20190]

Let go and enjoy life like you never have before. Try being a nudist,  you will never regret it…  🐺

❤️  your nature, 👣👣 experience freedom! ☮ http://naturally-free.tumblr.com/

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[correspondingnerd]

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

[wethairisyummy]

[ruckusdog]

Gut Instincts

[diamondlol]

[oldmatti-lupone]

Mutuals show me your dicks challenge

[siriusisntdead-deactivated20241]

harry potter + subtitles, insp. 

[allamericansbitch]

This day has been incredible and there’s a ton of women in the room, but…

bonus + 

Gina and Gabrielle’s reactions afterward

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[adonischildsupportcase]

I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

his walk at the end 💀💀

[sunshynegoddess69]

Too funny 😂😂😁

[ketabeata]

Lol😂😂😂

[shesaried]

Dude, now they have a girl 😂 and she’s gorgeous

[bearfredosauce]

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THE SCRIPT FOR THIS. GO PUT SHIT ON NETFLIX