[thirsty-hoe]

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[feaqu-archive]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[nthonystark-moved-deactivated20]

[adamraymakerphoto-deactivated20]

Looking down on the power beauty of the central coast waters.

[teashoesandhair]

James and I have a shared Google album called ‘Prime Blep’ and these are the highlights

[just-shower-thoughts]

While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there.

[hoplite-operator]

[primaldandelion]

Pit takeover!

Minnesota Brass put is doing a takeover this weekend in Instagram! Go check out Dci_pit to see what we're up to!

[sasaq]

[fromonesurvivortoanother]

I HAVE SEEN THINGS

[maraud0rks]

[jheengafriedrice]

Omg this is hilarious

[2002hondacivicwithac]

[mauvais44]

Fucking punch me in the face

[thriftedrose]

Every time I click on this and hear that first note I cry a lil

[twenlyonepilots-deactivated2020]

Did tumblr mobile stuff up or does this actually have a million notes

[up-two-in-2-deactivated20181204]

@inyourarmsandimhome

[tortexandcobalt]

@the-sassy-pixie Imma tag you in it whenever I see it tbh

[drumlinestories]

@4thelove-ab pls watch.

[i-am-the-phantom-blog]

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

[grrrbarrowman]

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

[skygenders]

[11-11-1992]

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

[whitefeather79]

I’m older than google.

[phoenixneverdies-deactivated201]

When Google suggests searches, Imma tell that little piece of shit to mind his elders!

[creepys]

Uh oh! You’ve been visited by the trump slug. Share or the trump slug will crawl into your ear in 30 seconds.

[staticpopcorn]

Not risking this one

[jdnvx]

[seasaltcat]

WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Photographer Arranges Foods In Beautiful Color Gradients That Will Soothe Your Soul

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!