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bingo?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

does anyone want to be in love with me

[crabanarchy]

You can't post softcore on tumblr anymore but they can advertise the hyper-cock autofellatio anal insertion pen holder to me

[crabanarchy]

Treating cheating allegations as on the same level as allegations of serious abuse is stupid as hell. Sometimes I think you're all out of your blessed minds

[crabanarchy]

Literally who gives a shit or a fuck or a damn or a shit if a celebrity cheats. That's what their job is. Performing adultery for my amusement. Can we be serious

[directactionforhope]

In the United States of America, there are 6 PR reps for every 1 journalist

(source)

In the USA, the median salary for the public relations industry is $88k - $165k USD per year.

In the USA, the median salary for a reporter is $60k USD per year.

So, those extremely pointed and relevant facts considered, I think we actually have not been giving journalists nearly enough credit for holding back the tide of fascism in the USA

[directactionforhope]

We need to bring back the word propagandist

Charlie Kirk was a propagandist, the PR and advertising executives who work for oil companies are propagandists, Elon Musk is basically the chief propagandist by virtue of owning Twitter, let's call it what it actually is

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[queer-as-city-folk]

We really are never going to stop stripping this land bare

[busket]

those mountains are older than Saturn's rings and they want to blow them up and hollow them out for cell phone batteries

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

[coastalqueerlive]

doing what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was going to say doing THAT

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

don’t like that

[getgoodloser]

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

[getgoodloser]

Here if you'd like to see it:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

[wolfy8tyu]

damn, the girth on those tendrils tho

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH

[snowthesprite]

Idk what the fuck yall talken about but I see jellyfish and by god do I love dem on bread.

Some of my favorite jellyfish (sorry if I go on a tanget and vear off jellyfish)

are the Stygiomedusa gigantea, which I believe is also called the blanket jellyfish, but like dude look up a video of it moving it is chilling and fantastic! This thing is 10 meters long, so not the largest here, but ohohoho look at my love

It is a deep sea jellyfish and is one of the largest invertebrate predators known. However, according to Cambridge, it has been consistently recorded in the twilight and sunlight depth zones down south so do with that what you will :)

If we want to keep going down the large and length category of ocean creatures, allow me to introduce the current longest recorded ocean animal. A deep sea siphonophore that clocks in at around 46 meters; my beautiful death halo

Technically siphonophores are hundreds upon hundreds of tinier organisms that grouped together to make a bigger one, but for all intents and purposes, this is one animal. Some of them are incredibly beautiful!

However there is also ones not so pretty, main one was something I saw a month or so ago and it looked like someone had fused like a dozen human limbs together and they were flailing to move and jesus christ yall can go mentally scar yourselves.

Man I can’t find a good picture but Deepsea Oddities has a really good video on them (and on other ocean related things… mostly deep sea)

[jenn-the-mostly-harmless]

Oh hey, I drew a siphonophore mermaid awhile back, or as I like to call her (them?) a siphonosiren.

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[kushblazer666]

it’s weird how in america how there was an extremely concerted effort to Deracinize german immigrants in america after 1917. talking about this is kinda fraught because, yknow, of the racial and ethnic tensions in 20th century america the germans werent on the receiving end of the worst of it, but at the same time, they were literally denied the freedom to express their culture

[kushblazer666]

bro they fucked kurt vonnegut UP!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[str-ngeloop]

the rule of tumblr is that all your most insightful commentary must be buried under a mandatory "This is What You stupid fucking people Don't Fucking Get" just make it as hostile and offputting as possible. really aim to make people unsafe, cause we all know that's when people are most likely to listen

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[kinehora]

bus stop

[ymutate]

Sarah Morgan

'Is it raining where you are? '

[batbetbitbotbut]

She has more! Here's her website. She lives in the Peak District, England.

"A little shower"

"Proper big rain, that"

She has a lot of sky paintings with good colours but I particularly enjoy her human figures:

In order: Knackered / He's knackered too / The bears are really knackered / The heterosexuals, they're bloody knackered / The lesbians are knackered too / The polyamorous... well, you would be knackered, wouldn't you?

And this was just charming:

"Enjoying a little soak"

[homunculus-argument]

I originally meant to make a far more ambituous picture with the same effect, but here's a ball:

The shadows of the lighter texture are the same colour as the lightest parts of the darker texture.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long

like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal

doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY

i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

this was being worked towards by leftist labor unions way back in the day after the time of FDRs new deal. people in the 40s and 50s were already starting to realize that we no longer actually needed an 8 hour work day or even a 5 day work week.

even with the comparatively primitive factory tech of the time we were already creating a huge amount of excess production back then and companies were making massive amounts of profit. So it already stood to reason that companies should either let their employees work less and thus each employee could work a shorter shift without lowering the yearly compensation of each employee, or in cases where businesses provide an active service they would shorten the shift but hire more people to cover the necessary operating time. but of course that would mean less money for people at the top so companies fought back hard and we ended up with nixon’s bullshit and so on and now its considered the norm for us to spend the vast majority of our lives doing work that really just amounts to waste. 

[dreamer-of-centipedes]

The IWW realised this and were fighting for it all the way back in the 1930s. This is a take with a lot of historical and theoretical grounding, OP, so you’re standing in good stead.

[aztechnology]

I’d also like to add it’s also been studied and scientifically proven that after 6 hours, we have an extremely noticeable drop in productivity. Sweden saw nothing but benefits from a 6-hour work day, including worker productivity, happiness, and half the amount of sick-leave used when applied to nurses.

https://onlinemasters.ohio.edu/the-six-hour-workday/

[laughterkey]

Just gonna add that the IWW is still kicking and basically anyone who is not an employer can join.