I'm the F*cking WORST

INTJ|♐|They/Them or He/His| My name's Wolfgang Simon but call me Pup 💖👑⛧

[jeeu]

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[doitsukink-deactivated20151126]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hydramaticide]

Work it grandma

[hydramaticide]

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I think you mean, "Work it, GREAT grandma". And she does!

[cjillustrate]

got it memorised?

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[fukinne-deactivated20250831]

[creepymutelilbugger]

girlmeth

[sprooutt-deactivated20241016]

[sexygaywizard]

OH FUCK NEW JOHN WATERS FILM

[sexygaywizard]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

[littleguysdaily]

[bioshzrd]

this random ass old guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

[valtsv]

call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

[valtsv]

[studentslave]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[pakop-the-backup]

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[rice-x2]

let's take ibuprofen together