princeblue33

always on that mcyt brainrot~Toby~they/them sometimes i do art: #princeblueart

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

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[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

[thriplerex-trx]

the queens

[thriplerex-trx]

[xerogravityorange]

I love seeing Davis in comments

[diphowell]

dan and phil

[diphowell]

[m3dikinet]

Cozy hotel time 💞💞💞

[spooneyy]

Hello everybody my name is Simon and today we're going to be inside the Iron Lung

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[valtsv]

submissive and beheadable

[valtsv]

*kneels down at the chopping block and looks up at you so sweetly*

[eyezpike]

The Death of Cleo

My piece for the 7th edition of @trafficzine!!

[breathaaaaa]

Hey there!

[shamebats]

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[lizardsmp3]

staring at these pictures for strength at work like a soldier staring at a locket

[valend]

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!