The OG Skittle Queen

They/them • Sexual? Yes. • non-binary • old as frick (24) • WHY IS THIS SO SMALL NOW?

[cowboyfirestar]

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

[cowboyfirestar]

Wait no

[cowboyfirestar]

Don't do this to me 😭

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Slippery Dick

Halichoeres bivittatus

[thescaryhyperfem]

the what now.

[daemonsrhaenyras]

My heart does go out to the families of the kids in critical condition from Evergreen High School who will be forgotten in all of this chaos.

There was a shooting at a Colorado high school at around the same time as Charlie Kirk was shot.

[princessa-alli]

The shooting was literally A MINUTE AFTER Kirk’s death. Yet they get no publicity. Why? They weren’t rich or promoting MAGA.

[fangyrling]

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

[alphabetcompletionist]

ava <- woman's name

bvb <- unknown, dangerous

cvc <- i get my prescritions from there :)

dvd <- movies

eve <- woman's name

that's all i know. sorry

[dragongirl-casca]

fvf <- clown owl

gvg <- goblins vs gnomes

hvh <- unknown, dangerous

ivi <- sounds like ivy, woman's name

jvj <- tusked animal

and that that's all i know

[yingletgirltailtuft]

kvk <- unknown, dangerous

lvl <- level

mvm <- tf2 mode

nvn <- sad bird

ovo <- inquisitive bird

and that's all i know. sorry

[knickknack-hoard]

pvp <- player versus player

qvq <- crying bird

rvr <- unclear, potential threat, perhaps a lenny face?

svs <- unknown, dangerous

tvt <- tusked animal in mime makeup

uvu <- bird uwu

And thats all I know. Sorry

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

vvv <- stalactites

wvw <- more stalactites

xvx <- dead bird looking at you

zvz <- unknown, extremely dangerous

and that's all that is known. Sorry

[alphabetcompletionist]

i,m learning so much

[strange-aeons]

you'd do numbers on tumblr

what's tumblr?

[princessa-alli]

What’s doing numbers?

[princessa-alli]

Because position matters, apparently?

These were taken hours apart.

Also: ROUND

(35weeks, 34+5)

IF YOU ARE A FETISH ACCOUNT DO NOT REPOST MY CONTENT. I DO NOT CONSENT.

Can’t believe I have to say that.

[existentialqueer]

Reblogs turned off for this but it's too good

[princessa-alli]

Do you like video games? Do you want a worldwide community of people that play similar games to play with?

CONSIDER

Joining the KSI GLOBAL.ORG discord server!

My squad plays a multitude of games, including:

Diablo 4

Fragpunk

Among us

Grounded (1&2!)

Phasmophobia

COD

And more!

Feel free to message me if you are interested! I’m always excited to have more people to play with!

My discord: stardust4313

[princessa-alli]

I genuinely come on here to remind myself how unhinged my teenage years were.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still unhinged. But instead of trans And bi Thomas Jefferson with the “I saw god, she’s black” shirt unhinged, I’m increasingly joker muppet unhinged.

This is the cycle. Take me back to Eden. It’s time to emerge.

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[vivissecrettunnel]

bye bye muppet lover guy

[akindplace]

viktojadesigns

[poetry-written-in-blood]

[simpleratboy]

Rest in piss @the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[princessa-alli]

Hey, it’s rough out there. I hope you’re doing okay.

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.

here's the list so far:

the yellow wallpaper

all in a summer day

fever dream

the lottery

hey come on out

by the waters of Babylon

the most dangerous game

flowers for Algernon

a good man is hard to find

skin

to build a fire

silent snow secret snow

bartleby the scrivener

i have no mouth and I must scream

harrison bergeron

lamb to the slaughter

the cask of amontillado

the telltale heart

the vampyre

where did you come from, where did you go

the monkey's paw

I'll add a poll in case it helps haha

which short story messed you up the most?

one of the stories already listed

a different one I'll tell you to add

no short stories but a novel did

no short stories but a different form of story (poem, play, film, etc) did

no story has ever messed me up what's wrong with all of your childhoods

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

[emptymanuscript]

I intend to celebrate the date mentioned in the short story that MOST messed me up as a kid,. Assuming we survive. It's only two yearsish. We should make it.

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury ends on August 5th 2026. Set your calendars.

But Bradbury wrote a fair number of stories that messed me up.

A Sound of Thunder (I think this was actually the first Ray Bradbury story I ever read)

The Fall of the House of Usher II

Pillar of Fire

Marionette, Inc. (Read this and then stream the 70's movie, The Stepford Wives, you'll have enough nightmares to last you a life time)

The Veldt

The Long Rain

Gotcha!

The Toynbee Convector (This is a pretty safe one, I don't think it was a reasonable story to be messed up by. I just have trust issues. See, Gotcha!)

The Aqueduct

The Small Assassin

Probably a fair few others, too. Bradbury definitely had a little thread of the macabre running through his stuff. Put everything together in The Martian Chronicles and it is not a happy picture it is painting. Even Night Meeting, one of my all time favorite short stories, and actually pretty sweet and beautiful, can be existentially dreadful if you think too hard about it.

Some more stories that F'd me up as a young'un (or which you could have read as a kid that could have MESSED YOU UP but I did actually read after being young):

All You Zombies by Robert Heinlein

Equinotical by John Varley

Seven Views of Olduvai Gorge by Mike Resnick

Kirinyaga by Mike Resnick

Think Like a Dinosaur by James Patrick Kelly

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas by by Ursula K LeGuin

The Store of Worlds By Robert Sheckley

All the Last Wars at Once by George Alec Effinger

I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

Grail by Harlan Ellison

The Time of the Eye by Harlan Ellison

Jeffty is Fife by Harlan Ellison

The Lingering Scent of Woodsmoke by Harlan Ellison

Shatterday by Harlan Ellison

Let's Go to Golgotha by Garry Kilworth

Mars Attacks by Jim Sheppard

Only a Mother by Judith Merrill (another all time favorite story)

The Dead by Michael Swanwick

The Last Homosexual by Paul Park

Love Is the Plan the Plan Is Death by James Tiptree, Jr.

Nightfall by Isaac Asimov (second place in the messed me up awards)

Runaround by Isaac Asimov (not actually messed up in-text but I FELT this one as an emotional metaphor)

Spell My Name with an S by Isaac Asimov

Twilight by John W. Campbell

And that's probably more than enough from me, since the possibility it's any of these is fairly low.

[emeraldincandescent]

The Veldt was FUCKED UP. (I love Bradbury.)

My high school creative writing teacher made us read A Rose for Emily, by William Faulkner, and we were all pretty horrified by that one.

[venort]

On the subject of There Will Come Soft Rains, there's a beautiful soviet animated adaptation from 1984: