i would like fire, yes

Beli. Genderfluid. please for the love of god ask my pronouns, i will cry. Always the confused child. cover photo by me, my picture

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[magekrove]

SQQ inspired sketch i started doing to look all deep and mysterious but grew tired of

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: It's so weird that you're looking for a Shen Yuan of your own, especially since you've never been with a guy before

Luo Bingge: Yes I have? I've fucked my general plenty of times

Shen Qingqiu: WHAT?!

Shen Qingqiu, to Shang Qinghua: WHAT?!?!

Shang Qinghua: Oh yeah, I wrote an extra where Bing-ge and my king got down and dirty. I didn't post it obviously, my homophobic fans would riot

Shen Qingqiu: Are you telling me that there is a piece of PIDW THAT I DIDN'T READ?!

Shang Qinghua: THAT IS WHERE YOUR PRIORITIES ARE AT?!

[skeren]

You just know that SQQ after a moment of crisis would double down and demand to know if there was anything ELSE he perhaps failed to publish. The uneasy laughter, the intensity. The TEARS.

SQH: The goal wasn't to have to rewrite several chapters of things I already wrote bro!

LBG: Should I perhaps mention-

SQQ: Make a list.

[backoffbleep]

SQH Headcanon

Headcanon that Shang Qinghua is actually terrifying and only a few people really know it, not including Shang Qinghua.

I like to imagine that when you don't fill out your paperwork they wake up in the middle of the night to a disheveled looking peek lord sitting in a chair that he may or may not have brought himself nursing a teacup filled with his own homebrewed energy drink and straring into there soul with big black eyes.

This has earned more than a few screams that Shang Qinghua has been too tired to process the sound as terror; he just asks why they haven't completed their paperwork.

He's even done this to Liu Qingge, much to the wargods' confusion, as he was miles away from the sect at the time.

I also like to think that there are a few demon clans that are more than a little afraid of him, because of his allegiance to Mobei Jun and because they've gotten in the way of his logistics and created more work for him.

Now there's a very angry peek lord who knows political and physical weaknesses, seemingly with the ability to be in two places at once thanks to Mobei Jun.

[mothmaninlingerie]

bingge meets bingmei

[mumb1er]

oh crap

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

[thebeatleshermajestydotmp3]

Listen man, its a work week, you just got done your shift at the dollar store, youre in a rural area and the local waffle house is a 35 minute drive away and driving from the waffle house back home will be another 45 minutes, so what youre gonna do is youre gonna pick these four bad boys up from the dry goods aisle, drive home, cook some Carolina long grain rice with a little bouillon cube stirred into the cooking water, and in a separate skillet, youre gonna add a tsp of veggie oil or if youre lucky some butter and cook down some of that garlic. Then add a little extra oil and if you have spinach or any hearty greens, youre gonna throw them in your skillet with some salt and cook them down, if not thats okay. But youre also gonna transfer your rice from the pot into the skillet with your garlic (and veggies if youre lucky) and stirfry that rice for a minute or so. The bouillon cube didnt quite season your rice to your liking, so youre gonna throw a little extra pinch of salt. Perfect. Then youre gonna turn off the flame and add parmesan to taste. You take a look in your fridge and you see that you have a little parsley left from the last time you were able to clock out early enough to stop in at the local Food Lion and its still in good condition. Youre gonna wash that parsley, dry it, give it a quick chop, and finish your fake risotto with it and a couple splashes of lemon juice.

You have some rice left over so you know whats for dinner tomorrow night and you can sleep soundly. Country girls make fucking do.

[lastoneout]

Peer reviewing bcs prev knocks it outta the fucking park.

[gentlyepigrams]

My ex was one of these "no jarred garlic" snobs who had to make everything from scratch and sneered at my use of shortcuts. He also couldn't make mac and cheese without starting from a roux and using every fucking pot in the kitchen, all of which were super heavy and couldn't be washed in the dishwasher.

The kicker is that I'm chronically ill and have joint problems. I used the shortcuts because preparing everything from scratch, like, say, peeling and mashing garlic, is tiring and ex's super-heavy pots were hard to wash (I couldn't hold them in one hand and wash with the other) because of my joint problems. You're not just hating on poor and busy people when you hate on cooking shortcuts, you're hating on disabled folks too.

[dogpuppy]

[wetheurban]

I hope July and the second half of this year are gentler on your spirit, kinder to you, good for your growth, and even better than the first half.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guess who just lost they apple, AGAIN

[frozenthoughtbox]

How??

[queer-as-city-folk]

I keep setting it down

[queer-as-city-folk]

I hope it's 9, she was butchest

[disgracefulthings]

Su Xiyan after being revived: If we ever decide to have another child, you're carrying

Tianlang-Jun: I thought you'd never ask ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[teaboot]

hotel transylvania parking job

[tiloopadoo]

Shen Qingqiu who gets drugged with a truth serum but instead of accidently telling everyone the truth about who he is he just goes on an hour long explanation on how he wants to watch Luo Binghe fuck Liu Qingge.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay