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anasabdin

Turquoise Current

gerardwaysbob

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

gerardwaysbob

first boyfriend

pseudophan

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

danielhowell

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we’re gonna talk about it https://youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

misericordiia

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

bobacupcake

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

girldickdotcom

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

tora-the-cat

i LOVE how deranged the Naruto characters are allowed to be on occassion without Kishimote even really thinking about it. Kishimoto will casually be like 'the first thing Kakashi EVER does as a teacher is put FRESHLY graduated Sakura into See Your Worst Fears No Jutsu as a fun little test teehee' 'oh shit team 8 didn't get a cool moment during the chunin exams. uhhh they like. fed 12 children to bugs idk' 'UM okay lee, at age 13, is a master of the drunken fist. don't think about that for too long' 'haha so get this right. Shikamaru is, like, PRETTY pissed Asuma dies, so he subjicates his killer to The Horrors Forever and never thinks about him again. smart guy great guy love that guy' like. say what you will about Kishimoto but. He COMMITS to the 'my characters are ninja with ninja moral codes' bit and they've all got SUCH warped concepts of 'proportionate punishment' and 'how to treat children without traumatizing them' and 'what counts as torture, technically?'

just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

blogtitletaken

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel--for--king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

kascaban

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This post is a journey

virtuous-thing

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

dovewithscales

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

eldbitch-horror

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

dovewithscales

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.