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capitalism is the virus
saw this on my twitter feed and decided it might be something nice to see in the community right now
Damn NO FEAR
sorry for being MIA ! I have a job so I've been working HELLA but I lifted $70 of makeup yesterday from Walmart bc fuck it and that's been my first big lift in a while so I'm pretty proud of myself !! I didn't get sussed or beep or anything so fuck yeah bois but I wish I got more
TIP: Assuming another identity/disguising yourself
- Contact lenses.
- Lashes - make a huge difference
- Eyeliner - Manipulate your eye shape
- Over or underline your lips, even change the shape, wear different bright colours
- Foundation - Wear slightly darker or lighter than usual
- EYEBROWS - makes all the difference - change the colour, shape, length
- Contour - drastically changes your appearance
- No-makeup - if you generally wear makeup, don’t wear it (not recommended when lifting high end makeup though, make it look like you know what ur doing)
- Tie your hair up - braid it, ponytail
- Wear a wig - make it look realistic though!
- Change your hair colour - if you have bleached hair, very easy to switch it up, don’t go for obnoxiously bright shades, but pastels are fine
- Hat - usually sus, but as long as you don’t go too big, you’ll be ok, eg. beanie, snapbacks - great if you have an unnatural hair colour
- Nails - Put on press on nails? idk how effective this would be but ye
- Fake tan - don’t make it obnoxious, please
- Fake piercings - generic nose ring, nothing too extreme. Goes the other way too, if you have facial piercings, take them out
- Gender - make it ambiguous. appear to be androgynous, if you’re a guy don’t be afraid to wear makeup
- Heels - cleated boots, 3 inch heels (don’t do stilettos, makes an abnoxious noise), make yourself look taller
- Layer up - Wear all black to look slimmer, layer up to look bigger
- Shoe size - this is pretty fkn extreme, but wear shoes that are bigger than ur normal size, idk, maybe if you’re on a heist?
- Demographic - dress outside of yours (make sure it fits into the stores type, don’t dress like a punk and walk into sephora) - emo, prep, basic
- Facial hair - fake it, shave it off
- Boobs - wear a binder to make them appear smaller, pushup if smaller
OK WOW this list is incredibly extra af, but idk?? if you’re paranoid af/going on a fucking heist? Feel free to add to this list <3
-stuff your clothes with tissue to make urself look heavier!! while concealing u can even take some of it out and put the items u want into ur fake sac of fat -make yourself stand out (in a good way) for one time. maybe if ur a guy and ur going to a sephoooora or ultah make urself look like jeffree star !! go all out on ur makeup and theyll probably think ur some loaded makeup guru on ig! dont forget to go all out on ur clothes too and lift all the shit u can and never wear rhat disguise again . (unless ur going to other stores that arent nearby) -there was a post on this but CARRY THE BIBLE! everyone will avoid u just do it man -if u wanna be subtle paint ur nails! maybe paint them neon purple and the next time u go put on fake long ass nails painted nude so it looks like ur a completely different person . whose nails grow that fast, right?? -dont forget about ur aura. maybe one time make it seem like ur a germaphobe and bring a napkin to touch everything (itll also make a great concealing method bc you could put it in ur bag with a product and take it out every time u wanna look at something) and honestly nobody would really wanna approach u!! wear gloves, and bring hand sanitizer - HAIR! ik they already kinda said rhis but style ur hair so it frames ur face differently! maybe one day rock an emo look and the next a zoella look . - shoes omg !!!!!!!! always change ur shoes . ik i always have a default pair of shoes but that could be such a dead giveaway bc ull be wearing it with all ur disguises… make sure ur shoes math ur disguise - wear something that makes u look fat or vice versa! if ur really skinny maybe wear something big like a hoodie and contour ur neck so it looks like u have a double chin !!! and make ur face look a lil chubby with contour and highlight in all the right places! (if u dont itll be a dead giveaway that ur wearing a disguise and itll look really weird)
ok im really tired now but I HOPE I HELPED SOMEWHAT!! gl lifting yall !
CARRY THE BIBLE 😂😂😭😭😭
Never feel bad for lifting from Ulta.
I was employed by Ulta for a short time. The company treats their employees like utter garbage. The only full-time positions are in management, and hours for part time employees are determined through an algorithm that uses profits and sales goals to determine how many working hours each location deserves to be able to divide among employees. They actively discourage or even ban employees from taking the breaks and lunches they are legally entitled to under labor laws, and will discipline you if you take your scheduled breaks. They expect employees to function as on-call personnel, so if they call you on your day off to ask if you want to pick up a shift an hour from then, and you either don’t pick up or decline, they will discipline you. Managers will discipline you if you spend more than a few moments with customers who don’t appear wealthy or makeup-savvy, because those customers won’t likely generate a large sale. The standard order is that every customer you help should purchase a minimum of four products in their visit, and schedule one appointment either at the spa, salon, or Benefit Brow Bar. Fail to meet these standards and you will lose hours, and be disciplined by management. The hours are TERRIBLE, company policy dictates that there are NO commission positions, there is NO gratis (free products or samples from different brands to familiarize employees with the product and encourage them to share the benefits of the item with customers). All employees must be “cross-trained,” aka they are expected to be the stock team, merchandising team, sales team, tech support, and janitorial crew. On shipment days when the store receives huge fifty pound boxes of product that have to be moved from the shipment trucks, onto wood pallets, which then must be moved inside the store, then the boxes moved to their individual departments, then unboxed and sorted? Yup, sales associates do that. Mopping, sweeping, cleaning bathrooms, spraying down stations? Yup, that too. Knowing all the functions of the phone and register systems? That as well. They pay workers MINIMUM WAGE to do the job of FIVE DIFFERENT POSITIONS. The girls are overworked, underpaid, ridiculed, and abused.
On top of that, their #1 LP strategy is racial profiling. They rely on that above all else. This is not an individual location, this is company wide. Employees are instructed to determine who is a risk for shrinkage by a customers “appearance and demeanor,” which sounds harmless, but in so many words and through example they will let you know that what they mean is that minorities need to be watched like a hawk. It’s absolutely disgusting.
Steal every single fucking thing you want from Ulta. They are a trash company. Rob them blind.
so most folks are saying we harm employees by lifting, but in this case even being an innocent browser hurts employees? may as well lift and screw the company
TIKTOK IS USING # BORROWING AS CODEWORD FOR LIFTING 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 REPORT PLEASE GODDDD can they fuck off
EDIT: tiktok responds to reports really quickly! You can report videos or accounts for criminal/illegal activity idk what it says exactly. They took down everything I reported within five minutes
i hate these ppl !!!
And not only do they show their faces, they give unsafe tips like "Just shove it in your hoodie" or "Most cameras aren't monitored so its fine to 'borrow' in front of them!" like I'm about to report ALLLL of these accounts
Ok sis here’s some Tea.
If you can boycott and/or lift from these brands specifically. They support Au+1sm sp3@ks, who are fucking TRASH
Me plotting how imma fit a toyota corolla into my purse
i’m gonna put my dni here as well in case anyone is even LURKING or what not
please never interact if u are -
-age regressor
-ddlg
-support/are pro ana
-nsfw or kink account
-trauma account 🤢
-bigot
-not a lifter or blog
-roleplay
-part of the instagram agere,soft,kawaii type community
Got stopped by a Walmart receipt checker when doing a walk out
OH FUCKING BOY So I was getting g groceries and gonna walk out right? All the normal stuff I’m doing, the Eco bags, everything. I go to walk out with an old receipt in hand and “on my phone”
This guy probably in his 40s is a Walmart greeter just doing his job and he stopped me and demanded to check my receipt. I denied A- Because I was shoplifting and B- because I knew that its perfectly legal for me to deny. They can’t force me to hand over that slip of paper unless it was a club store (Sam’s club) so I said, no thank you.
He demanded I hand it over AND grabbed my cart oh boy was I pissed. I said you can’t force me to hand over my receipt and you also can’t keep my items from me. I purchased them and that’s all there is to it and I’m leaving. And he then said I had to stay and wait for his manager or something and I said “Am I being detained?” That mother fucker left me alone after I said that, because I could have cried false imprisonment
Holy wow I’d die.
love this post. know your rights.
scouting tip!
a lot of people suggest going to stores beforehand to scout out the cameras, SAs, towers, blindspots etc, but for those of us who have to travel far/can’t drive/have little spare time, i’ve found a way around this.
USE GOOGLE
let’s say ur planning a lift in london and want to go to urban outfitters, but it’s too far away to go ahead of time and scope and you’ve never been there before.
find the store you’re planning on hitting on google and boom, hundreds of photos of the floor plan, towers and cams pop up.
It shows you when the store is most busy and gives live updates, and the reviews can help u sus out info abt the changing rooms and SAs.
Beware the date of the photos and reviews as things may have changed - don’t rely 100% on scoping, one of the best techniques for a good lifter is being able to ADAPT. You planned on lifting a kanken bag but they have a tag you don’t recognise on them? Don’t bother.
Remember that scoping is there to help you, but not for you to plan out ur lifts step by step :)
My first haul on this account!✨✨ I went to the two shops on different days but I’m counting this as one haul bc it was all done during the same holiday trip
❤️Urb@n 0utfitter$❤️ • Calvin Klein racerbacks x4 - £120.00 • Calvin Klein knickers x8 - £160.00 • Calvin Klein black cropped tee - £45.00 • Black Stardust slip dress - £25.00 • Lettuce edged culottes - £39.00 • Floral bardot crop top - £25.00
❤️T0psh0p❤️ • Brandy Melville Jamie cherries tee - £20.00 • Illustrated People heart tee - £25.00 • Orelia lotus hoops x2 - £30.00 • Orelia starfish studs - £12.00 • Orelia love knot bangle - £15.00 • Orelia open star bangle - £12.00 • Orelia fake septum piercings x2 - £30.00 • Gold stone ring - £12.50 • Starfish ring - £6.50 • Shell hoops x2 - £17.00 • Gold drop choker - £5.00 • Her Curious Nature temple hoops - £22.50 • Gold leaf hoops - £8.00 • La Boheme white slip - £35.00 • La Boheme pink slip - £35.00 • Pale blue teddy - £35.00 • Bridal suspender belt - £16.00 • Ivory bridal triangle bra - £18.00 • Bridal mini knickers x2 - £24.00 • Pink lacy triangle bra - £20.00 • Broderie lace bras x2 - £40.00 • Branded black knickers - £5.00 • Floral appliqué bra - £26.00 • Fabric nipple covers - £6.00 • The Ragged Priest denim jacket - £75.00 • TonyMoly Petite Bunny Gloss Bar in cherry - £7.00 ❤️Total: £971.50 !!!!!❤️
i share a room with my sister, any tips on where i can hide things?
i mean I never shared a room with my sister but you know I just hid my stuff in a suitcase
Hide stuff in shoeboxes or something under your bed? Or maybe in a suitcase like glossy said
Lifting while living in a smaller city sucks ass bc like there's no better stores
Like all I have are the big boi stores like Walmart and Target and shit and Walmart is easiest but FUCK Target
And Goodwill is easy but like there's not a lot of great stuff there
There's an HEB but a family member works there and they know I'm related to her so if I get caught she might get fired or something idk how that works but it makes sense
Michael's in my area is hard and Hobby Lobby is easy but like how many art supplies does a girl need ya feel
And they're building a new mall but it's not gonna be done until December of this year at the earliest so like what the FUCK bro
And I would go to other cities but they're not much better and I got into a bad car crash about a year ago on the highway so it's mega scary to me so liwkdwidjiwhdishdhehdhwhsbdhsb
yall are fucking disgusting pushing ur pro ana and thinspo on someone you don’t even KNOW - i’m recovering.
i hate the pro ana community so fucking much. i understand it’s a mental illness but it fucking kills and people promoting it and convincing you to get an eating disorder are fucking disgusting.
Same ! I'm recovering as well and it's so hard when a pro Ana blog follows bc it triggers me so bad and like there's not much to do about it
Have a feelings there’s tons of lifters in my city and I wanna find more so bad but idk how without exposing myself lol
SAME like I know for a whole fact there's lifters in my city but like how do you ask without sounding like an ass or exposing yourself
repost into community hehe
I'm all of these oof
lifting tumblr culture is scrolling through the same 20 posts for three weeks cause we all fucking follow each other
lol if your friend gets stopped and you dont u walk away idc
yep! you’re actually putting them at risk of a worse punishment if you stop and they find the stuff you’ve lifted too. one person is a someone who made a silly one-time mistake and won’t do it again. two ppl are a coordinated team pulling off a pre-planned operation. it takes very little for you to be suspected of participating in a crime ring. best to keep walking😥