i don't even know

hi i'm princoxx welcome to my clusterfuck of a blog

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[wonderwomemes]

Good post everyone hit the showers

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[danmeiphile]

he is the adorkablest boy in the world omg look at his stupid little lotus leaf hat fuck i love him so much

[t-taxiansgf]

new ranwan art for kyoto international manga and anime fair

[baiwu-jinji]

So Meatbun has a WeChat account where she regularly posts "newspaper clippings" from the world of 2ha. A recent post features an essay written by Mo Ran (and graded by Chu Wanning) for Chinese literature class that got zero marks. The essay question is "Is there a word that acquired new meaning for you as you got older? The changing meaning of the word reflected your personal growth and is special to you."

Below is Mo Ran's essay (translation by me):

When I was a kid, I thought nemesis, saviour, and shizun are three different things. After I grew up, these three different things all became my wife.

When my wife was my nemesis, we did "hurt" each other and "hate" each other, so I thought we'd be enemies forever. But your enemy wouldn't die for you, nor would he give you one last look before death to let you know that he didn't want to leave you alone in this world. This is how my nemesis became my wife.

When my wife was my saviour, he gave me a flask of rice soup that saved my life. Back then I thought, I must repay his kindness if I see him again. But later on, he made me wontons and saved my life many many times. What he showed me wasn't just kindness, because kindness can be repaid in one go, whereas love can never be repaid. I need to spend a lifetime paying him back, because he never stops giving me his love. This is how my saviour became my wife.

When my wife was my shizun, he taught me sword skills and cultivation. He was really good to me. I thought I couldn't marry my shizun, but it took me a long time to figure out that I actually could, I just needed to wait for the right moment to ask him if he's willing to marry me. He said yes, and this is how my shizun became my wife.

QED, "nemesis", "saviour", and "shizun" are three words that all came to mean "wife" as time passed.

[shora99]

Always you.

[5577v]

bar (reminisce), gouache on paper

[lilyblisslys]

shirt that says “cruisin’ for a snoozin” on the front and a link to the Wikipedia page for somnophilia on the back

[kosmogrl]

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[annie-handholder]

I got this gorgeous carmilla and laura comm by the talented @robosuta 😭🙏🏼💞💞💞 words can't describe how much I love this thank you do much!

[soursoppi]

my goblin

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[fluff-e-boy]

Do you think you could be trusted with the Death Note?

I’d start killing politicians so quickly you would not believe. I also would get caught instantly