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the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

assiraphales

*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*

the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM

isawken

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

thyla

PSYCH- S7E14 | No Trout About It

politicalprof

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

madfishmonger

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

urbanjesus

escuerzoresucitado

the-east-hunter

Obsessed with this. It’s so true

tomwaterbabies

thats right you son of bitch idiots. swag pinocchio sweep

handsomeboymodelingschool

Nokia 6103

License plate “jizz lord”

gunsandfireandshit

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these