mals⭐️ @probablelesbian - Tumblr Blog

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

pixiewilbury

he’s dressed as winnie the pooh

the-muppet-joker

I know you're all here to jack it to, frankly, the best muppet porn fanfiction that tumblr has to offer but I have other things to talk about that I cannot remain silent anymore such as 1. My American Psycho remake fancast and 2. The fact that hit comedian Ally Beardsley is my Patrick Bateman send post

grandwizardmike

fence-time

Rubbing my last two brain cells togetehr to think up Help! Lennstarr,,,

robindotcom

its THE mclennon monday!!!!!

silversunsailing

I’ll follow the sun ☀️

more girl beatles!! but its really just lennstarr bc i luvvv dem💞

tumblr hid my other post bc i dropped the uncensored version of the last one🙄🙄🙄 like whateva i drew her w her poonani out what happened to artistic nudity!!