Official Jalice Trash

Ally Claire // 27 // She/Her/Hers // Cisgender // Doe Bi // Did I really just make a Twilight blog in the year of our lord 2020 to stop spamming my main with Twilight bs

[probablyalicecullen]

I guess I’ll have to be the Jessamine x Alice content creator I wish to see in the world 🤷🏼‍♀️

These pictures are not mine!! Got them from Pinterest!! Credit to the actual owners!!

[gothiclibra]

[snidely-whipstache]

Alice would run around purposefully murdering people just for the chance to wear these gloves at their funeral no i do not take constructive criticism.

[stregoni-benefici]

@t-e-reynolds you exactly prove the point that Alice should be Volturi; killing just because passion for fashion

[ineffableandirrevocable]

wow i love midnight sun so far

[vivalatwilight]

This post is dedicated to everyone who recognised how absolutely gorgeous femme Jasper is. She's Alice's wife.

[densewentz]

Just a Tiny Interruption  assorted twilight trash (12/?)

[jasperwhitcock]

as per usual, a bitch is BEHIND schedule… i was tagged by cuties @inthemiddleofmymidnight​ @cullen-collective​ @actuallyedythecullen​ @bellas-dumptruck-ass​ ♡

i’m sure EVERYONE has done this already, SO here’s a diff picrew to do of yourself! @inthemiddleofmymidnight​ @bellaskhakis​ @phil-dwyer-stan-account​ @edytheelizabethcullen​ @bellasredchevy​ @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen​ @leahclearwaterdefensesquad​

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

I love doing these omg thank you cassandra I love you!!! 💖💞

I’m tagging @paulxlahotee @influenzabella @vampireguarddogs and anyone else who wants to do it say I tagged you ❤️❤️

[paulxlahotee]

Thank you Emma @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen this was so cute 🥺🥺

I’m tagging: @teamjacobthot @effervnessie @witchyangela @communistcullens 💞

[hellishcreature]

thanks for tagging me @paulxlahotee ​ ❤❤❤ i love these things

Im tagging @bellaskhakis @bellaswanandleahclearwater4eva @scyllaramshorne @lemonadebottlecap @comradebellaswan

[lemonadebottlecap]

Thank you for the tag @communistcullens! 💕

I’ll tag @rosaliehalee @that-crooked-smile @itstoogreen @leechonspeeddial @bellas-dumptruck-ass

[that-crooked-smile]

Ah thanks so much for tagging me @lemonadebottlecap !!💖

I’m tagging: @edwardseffervescentsnails @mccartycullen @whyrweheretwilight2020 @comradebellaswan @nosleepforawhile @vampireacademia @jassperhale @leahclearwaterqueen @aushaisee @twilightofficial and whoever else feels like doing it!💕

[edwardseffervescentsnails]

Thanks Jess!!

I tag: @emmettsmantiddies​ @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen​ @leahclearwaterdefensesquad​ @bellaskhakis​ @graysalvatore​ @a-sucker-for-rosalie​ @sethrights @haletwinsstan (sorry if you’ve already done this)

[haletwinsstan]

Thank yoouuuuu for tagging me!!! <3

I’ll tag @ohyoudosmellgood​ @lgbtjasper​ @justjalice​ @justhaletwinsthings​

[justjalice]

Thanks for the tag!

Tagging: @gashousegables @irrevocablyeffervescent @probablyalicecullen

[probablyalicecullen]

Awww, thanks doll!!

Tagging: @jasperwhitcock @alicejasper0615 @jaspersbat if any of you want to and haven’t already done this???? If not, sorry to bother you!!!!

[rosaliehaleswhore]

all of us if we get jasper saying more then 2 sentences in midnight sun:

[serendipitymachine]

Twilight peaked right here

I don’t need to watch any more this was the end credits for me I’m done this is good

[justjalice]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Does renewed have u know... A soul?

[yeehaw-vampire]

I read this as “of course [she bites Jake all the time], as do we all” at first and lmfao

[haletwinsstan]

You know how Jasper says in Eclipse he thought what he and Maria had was love until he met Alice… do you think there was a moment where Jasper just grabbed her by the shoulders like ‘what is this that you’re feeling right now???’ and Alice explained it was love and he just had to lie in fetal position for a while processing that

[edward-masen-jr]

@yeehaw-vampire how dare you leave this fantastic bit in the tags

[bisexualtwilight]

Rosalie: The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think 

Emmett:

[yeehaw-vampire]

It’s easy to just lump all the Cullens into the “so impossibly old it sounds fake” age group, but we need to think more about how at the start of the series Emmett and Rosalie are only 90 yrs old and that’s an actual age humans can live to be. They’re not regular vampires, they’re cool, young, hip vampires.

[rosaalee]

bella’s parents in a nutshell.

[openbookbells]

Alice: Bella and I are going to be great friends someday

Edward: elaborate on that

Alice: no

[finitetwilight]

[renegadepack]

emmett has cried exactly one (1) time in his vampire life and it was when alice warned him that vine was shutting down

[renegadepack]

he’s not gen z so he doesn’t know what the FUCK tik tok is

[emmettmccartycullen]

@vampireguarddogs don’t you dare leave this in the tags