Rachael

just really need a cuddle y'know

[important-animal-images]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[goth-queen]

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[toroimage]

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[blackpyrefly]

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

[blackpyrefly]

go white boy

[blackpyrefly]

sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you

[johann159]

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[fibbunny]

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

[punkitt-is-here]

i keep getting recommended videos about how minecraft isn't fun anymore and it's mojangs fault. i think its such a fascinating phenomenon because i think at least 70% of that comes down to anything getting a little stale when it's all you do for years and years. of course you're going to not feel like something is as fun as it used to be, you started playing minecraft when you were 11 and you are 23 now with a job. things change and you are experiencing it.

[defvnct-pvp]

my favourite tidbit about this issue is that 9 times out of 10 the person making the video isn't even playing the way the developers intended, and are instead constantly farming and minmaxing their way to the end instead of sitting down to have fun. "if they just took away this exploit and that exploit", they say, forgetting they can just not use those exploits...

the biggest "problem" with minecraft is that you have to make your own fun, and i think some of (not all, definitely not all) these people have forgotten how to do that.

[5c0l0p3ndr4]

"if they just removed iron farms it'd be fun again!!!!!!"

[dajo42]

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

[cardinal-doubtingthomas]

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

[sadieb798]

agreed

[hypersensationalism]

whatever