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me, a stupid monsterfucker, @ my DM: hey is this monster god my gay elf sold his soul to romanceable? is that like a thing?
my DM, who unfortunately lives with the knowledge that im a monsterfucker and shouldve expected this eventually:
im going to kill ur character by him not being able to handle god dick
if thats how he goes thats how he goes and its (literally) in gods hands now
Homophobes aren’t allowed to play dnd. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Transphobes also can’t play.
Right, so we agree! No homophobes or transphobes allowed 😊
Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🌈🌈🌈
Barbarian: “Can I try to lift the entire house?”
DM: “I guess? Make a strength check”
Barbarian: “Nat 20!!”
DM:
A nat 20 does not guarantee success when the impossible is attempted.
Discuss.
Let me clarify that this is not my express view on the matter, but this is a contentious subject and I just wanted to see some diverse opinions!
It’s worth noting there is no ‘critical success’ or ‘critical failure’ for ability checks. Those only exist for attack rolls (and i believe saving throws but not 100%). A nat 20 on something like a perception check to notice a rogue who rolled 30 on stealth dosen’t spot the rogue without a 10+ modifier to perception.
Nat 20 on skill checks aren’t god roll, a nat 20 with a -1 mod is still just a 19
This was something I saw Jeremy Crawford mention on twitter a few months back and think its something not a lot of people are aware of.
Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!
I know we all know this but I just love Tiny Dinosaur, okay.
I mean, how could we not.
Tiny Dinosaur never gets old.
Taako’s Looks™ thru the arcs
Make an NPC warlock whos patron is a being who exists outside the realm of time. The NPC frequently recieves visions and dreams, often cryptic, of future events.
so remember that worldbuilding website, notebook.ai, that was goin around and everyone was so excited, but it turned out you had to pay a (frankly outrageous) subscription to access any of the best tools?
well i have exciting news: World Anvil.
here’s what you get for free:
yeah. all of them. double what notebook.ai offers for pay. yeah baby.
i’ve only been using this site for like half an hour, but i am in LOVE. please check it out and consider supporting the creators if you can!
I personally use Obsidian Portal for this stuff, but wow this is really neat! I may have chosen this if I wasn’t hundreds of pages deep on OP already.
Here you go, whoever needed this.
God, will this be handy. At the very least it will clear up my desktop
I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas
his walk at the end 💀💀
Your party has found themselves for one reason or another imprisoned, their cell mate insists he's from the future and needs help returning to his 'time vessel', but is he crazy?
I’m the Glubglogabgalab. I love books and this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab
Oh ha ha ha, mmm, splendid! Simply delicious. Mmm, ha ha ha ha! I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab [deep exhale that makes others uncomfortable]
I’m genuinely frightened
Although monks are known to manage and take care of the Candlekeep, few know who truly runs it. They call him...
what your d&d race says about you
dwarf: dudebro with big beard or sundress bangs girl obsessed with beards elf: stoner or edgelord, great possibility of being high femme gay halfling: wonderful person too good for this world, wants to fight everyone taller than them human: boring dragonborn: furry gnome: similar to halfling but also a smooth talker half-elf: trans and/or bi, very probable parent issues half-orc: bi, either butch or VERY into butch women tiefling: gay
an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are
“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”
I aspire to this level of Extra
“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”
“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”
This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
For those having trouble reading the text:
We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.
Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.
But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.
So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.
In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.
In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.
They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.
Hey, this might be kind of a dumb thing but- if anyone ever uses one of my ideas to make a campaign, Please tell me about it. That would be amazing
Yes! I’d love to hear all your stories, whether you use my ideas or not! But especially if you do
BREAKING D&D NEWS
From the official release:
“Discover the truth about the great conflicts of the D&D multiverse in this supplement for the world’s greatest roleplaying game. “This tome is built on the writings of the renowned wizard from the world of Greyhawk, gathered over a lifetime of research and scholarship. In his travels to other realms and other planes of existence, he has made many friends, and has risked his life an equal number of times, to amass the knowledge contained herein. In addition to Mordenkainen’s musings on the endless wars of the multiverse, the book contains game statistics for dozens of monsters: new demons and devils, several varieties of elves and duergar, and a vast array of other creatures from throughout the planes of existence.”
Very exciting, and due to release in May. Sounds like it will have information on, among other things, the Blood War, which I know will make at least one of my players very excited! Can’t wait to add it to my library.
Your character touches a cursed item and suddenly has tattoos all over there body of grim omens and future events that can be prevented if deciphered
