My D&D game tonight
So we were facing a bandit camp and we killed them all and our DM made us to a perception check. We found out that 4 of the 5 were not exactly human.
DM: you see that only one is actually bleeding.
Half-Orc barbarian: I investigate the corpses
DM: you see that they’re just skeletons with human skin.
Me eating a Reese’s cup: aren’t we all?
Party and DM: [silence]
DM: fuck Ella stop bring your shit into this it’s a role playing game.




















