We're really in it now, boys

Shay | Aroace | Transmasc | he/they

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[procrastination-legion]

me having to write an Afrikaans language paper today lowkey feels transphobic

like, during Pride?

[procrastination-legion]

yeah no that exam was definitely transphobic

Christ alive

[definitely-ao3-offical]

this is prob the whitest thing ill say on here but.

hear me out guys, mayonaise on bread is lowkey good-(like just plain bread and mayonaise.. nothing else)

[ao3-unoffical]

This should stay fanfiction

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Fuck you too

[procrastination-legion]

me having to write an Afrikaans language paper today lowkey feels transphobic

like, during Pride?

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[itsallreallythere]

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

[churchedcannibal]

"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is

"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples

"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.

[anglaised]

i reference queer history and art like im autistic and its my special interest

[anistarrose]

"the concept of queerplatonic relationships originated from the asexual community" and "anyone of any orientation can be in a QPR" and "it's weird to give an overview of QPRs that mentions asexuality without mentioning their significance to so many aromantic people" and "QPRs don't need to be non-sexual" are all true statements that can easily coexist

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

absolutely

[ID: a tag by weirdlizard26, reading, “ive never seen death note but i think this is what death note is”. /end ID]

[bamkoon]

[qqchurch]

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[xenasaur]

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[unyieldingsilence]

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[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit