yappatron

i like to yap about things that make me happy or that i find funny :3 || i plan on posting art (oopsies) || call me mimi || she/her if anyone wants to know

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[claratyler]

that tweet had undeniable tumblr energy, she should have stayed here where no one would have snitched on her

[literary-claustrophobia]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[fizzy-tizzy]

Everyone knows the first day of Friend Grace’s class is nickname day. It’s the day when every pebble is on their best behavior to try and make sure they get a cool nickname, something unique that they can brag to their friends and classmates about.

Sometimes, Grace will do it without thinking. That’s how Kiddo and Buddy got their nicknames. Often, Grace will nickname students after their coloration. Gaia got his nickname because he’s blue and green, and apparently looks a lot like Earth. Violet got hers because she’s purple. (She was initially disappointed since color means nothing to Eridians, but then Friend Grace showed them violet flowers and said that humans often associated purple with wealth and royalty, and she changed her tune.) Most of the time, Grace will give his students what he calls “regular human names” like Abby, Carl, or Martin.

But the most coveted nicknames are ones named after Earthen creatures. When ♩♪♬ 🎵 ♩♪♬ 🎵 first introduced themselves, Friend Grace immediately perked up and shouted “Robin!” After a bit of explaining himself and a few videos of bird calls, Robin was trilling and chirping happily, excited at having a nickname that felt like a 1-to-1 translation of their own.

Even well after Friend Grace is gone, his legacy remains. A hundred years into the future, when humankind finally launches a new ship with the express purpose of properly meeting their Eridian neighbors, one of the first messages exchanged is “Hello! My name Robin.”

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

If you’re a parent and you have a child who was an accident, keep it to yourself, they don’t need to know that

[zeetannas]

i open a comic. i go “she wouldn’t do that.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “get this writer off of this solo run immediately.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “is it that hard to see women as people.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “this issue is beautifully written and illustrated, i’m so glad this is one of my hobbies!” i close that comic. i open a comic

[bat-bleed]

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[satan-offical]

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

[satan-offical]

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

She is now

[satan-offical]

You've locked me into a future of failure

[abel-official]

@sexy-people-contests-2026

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Me hoping with my entire heart that I don’t have to deal with this in 3 years

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

So there’s a heat wave in the UK at the moment, and it got me thinking about how absolutely fucking insufferable it must be to have Clark Kent as a coworker during the heatwave.

Everyone’s sweating half to death in the office, there’s desk fans blowing paperwork everywhere but everyone’s too hot to care, when Clark motherfucking Kent turns up in his usual polyester suit, heads straight to the coffee machine, and then moves to stand right by the window where he tips his head back to try and get even more sun. When he casually comments, “Nice weather we’re having!” the fans don’t quite muffle the sound of snapping pencils.

[void-of-unparalleled-chaos]

Clark Kent getting sun zoomies and becoming the most productive person in the office while everyone else stares incredulously

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey. Things are going to get better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You cannot prevent it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have A Good Day, Bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[kids-toothpaste-enjoyer-deactiv]

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.