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@procrastination-personified
Everything’s cute until you check the price tag
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
Ecosocialist praxis
I support you poison Ivy
Comrade Poison Ivy
Free printer. May need some tuning.
better than banksy’s shredder art
when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything
Reviewers: don’t see the movie it got venom and eddie making out
Y’all:
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
im glad peoples perception of madds mikkelson evolved past the “hannibal guy”
now he’s hideo kojimas husband
Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans
#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf
Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™
he sure as hell is one of us
I think he’s years ahead of us.
Now that is some vintage sports goth
This ad is very ominous and threatening.
Are you fucking kidding me
OK THIS ONE IS ME
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week
touch starved me vs touch repulsed me
gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9
Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z
Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.
18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations
I needed this.
Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!
Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…
We need more people like this
Goddamn it stop making me feel human