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[cannibalchicken]

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[fairycosmos]

parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird

[shirtsthatgohard]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[columboscreens]

[officialfist]

[thewelllitweenie]

Yet wheen i tell a similar story about cocaine I’m “damaging my community” and “a risk to myself and others”

What bullshit double standards

[officialfist]

I disagree I want to hear your cocaine story

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[stillons]

life could be a dream

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[the-motan]

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

[otacringe]

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

[awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism]

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

[world-my-hearts-span]

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

[syn4k]

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

[x-ca1iber]

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

[1medichan1]

funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say

[nonasuch]

ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

back street boys who have been refused service at the bakery: SELL ME PIE

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

[foodandfriends]

the woman in my earbuds: Battery Low

me: so you're just going to leave me. just like everyone else

[memeuplift]