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in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

televisionenjoyer

CAPTAIN JANEWAY JUST SAID RPF IS FINE???

televisionenjoyer

I'm crying she basically just said

puppygirllaika

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

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oneheadtoanother

notahorseindisguise

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

dogpuppy

Finger your butthole Thursday

dogpuppy

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

dogpuppy

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

authortobenamedlater

Tolkien literally wrote The Hobbit as a bedtime story for his son Christopher.

Also my dad read it to me when I was seven. I read it on my own when I was about 10.

anexperimentallife

My 5yo has asked me to read it to her periodically since I tried it out on her when she was four. She dances to the "carefully with the plates" song. And when I make up other little bedtime stories she sometimes asks me to include her "friends" Bilbo, Gandalf, and the Dwarves.