I’m Still A Dumb Gay

Hi! I'm Sam. 21. Pan. She/her. Icon is from a picrew by @sangled

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[badsciencejokes]

I'm going to lose

[beardedmrbean]

I'm throwing this in to the competition.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that a

[arsonist-arcade]

Its okay, take your time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

constellation prize

[the-penny-dreadfuls]

In May of 1994 forty pieces art created by the prolific serial killer, John Wayne Gacy, were set to be put up for auction. 200 potential buyers showed up, but by the end of the auction, over half the pieces were purchased by one man. Joe Roth spent nearly $20,000 to nab as much of Gacy’s artwork as possible. The successful businessman was taunted by people who showed up to protest the auction, however he remained undeterred as he made his bids. Gacy’s artwork was not destined to end up in Roth’s personal collection. He was going to burn them.

Roth contacted family members of Gacy’s victims to invite them to a special event. They gathered together in Napperville, Illinois and started up a bonfire. The crowd cheered as loved ones tossed the artwork into the flames. The first photograph features Harold Piest. His fifteen-year-old son, Rob, was the last victim. Kari Cahoon, shown in the third picture, is the sister of Richard “Rick” Johnston. Rick was only seventeen-years-old when he was murdered.

[devipotato]

stop prioritizing your nostalgia over the actual harm jkr has done

[devipotato]

like these people really just admit that their nostalgia is more important to them

[devipotato]

trans women, jewish people, muslims, people of color: maybe you shouldn't continue to glorify the IP and cash cow of someone who's actively promoting ideas that will kill and endanger us

Very Online Nerds: i know she's a big meanie jerk but it would make my childhood too sad if i didn't talk about and write fanfic for children's books :( this is a step too far

[garlic-slut]

I’m sorry if this if your emotional support anti-semitism, but real people are affected by this.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

[prime-tiktoks]

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

[doubleca5t]

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

[zeelatunes]

[vile-things]

no i dont make sense so stop asking

[valtsv]

tumblr is just talking to yourself but for an audience

[reflauta]

That’s called a soliloquy.

[valtsv]

found the theatre kid. get em boys.

[valtsv]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Mulan (2020) so badly wanted what Kung Fu Panda (2008) had

[tomboytwentynine]

i agree but im begging you to elaborate

[parkchanwoohoo]

Widespread approval from Chinese audiences

[the-astro-ambassadors]

in the notes

[my-darling-boy]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[queenofthewasteland]

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[tempest-in-the-storm]

bro i dont think you’re Mamaw is human

[shahwolarchived-deactivated2021]

to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[littlebirdofprey]

im a terrible person.