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TV Appreciation Week 2024 : Day 7 : Free choice → Favourite show nobody watched (Galavant)

♫ Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get. ♫

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

ancient-rome-au

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

antique-scarecrow

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

nanarchy

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

antique-scarecrow

worst possible response thanks so much

batbetbitbotbut

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

batbetbitbotbut

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

dawnandpiplup

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

picsthatmakeyougohmm

leofwines-deactivated20250831

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

alphacrone

texas giraffe update:

💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖

funnier-as-a-feedist

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

phantomofthehoepera

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

exhuastedpigeon

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?