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Benji. 30. I like to shitpost to cope with the utter absurdity of existence.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[dollyb3an]

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[nastywizard]

mountain dew malice 

[oniongarlic]

in my mountain dew chalice

[nastywizard]

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

[kestalsblog]

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[doesnotloveyou]

@tearyeyedcat this was beautifully written, thank you for adding it!

[charlesoberonn]

Another excuse for me to post Head Writer of ATLA Aaron Ehasz’s great characters board:

[mattdorris]

How I’m trynna be 😭

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[im-mender]

civilization is a term with no historical racial baggage right

[im-mender]

*reads a history book* uh oh

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[nodudeshutup]

YOU

[animentality]

[melonisopod]

[acecream-and-cake]

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[iricressent]

i hope this baja blasts you well

[iricressent]

yours dewly,

mountain

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[negativ00]

[great-and-small]

[yassmines]

maybe…i Dont love titties….

[yassmines]

april fool

[purby-purble-deactivated2020050]

I’d make you coffee on a rainy morning.