Prompts & Plots

I am fanfic trash. I do not have time or thought process to do every thought that goes through my head. I am hoping that here, these prompts can be fulfilled. . You can find me on AO3 under the moniker Momma for General G-PG13 or blacklips for some of the raunchy hot mess in my head. . (The background image and icon are not my own. I will remove them upon request.)

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I really should put more prompts here. XD Gimme a while to drop all the ones from my discord here. Let’s see if I can’t get someone to take it up.

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MLB x Incredibles crossover

The whole idea is that this is set in the early 50s to early 60s. The whole landscape of careers for women, for fashion, for heroes would be a strange one, fraught less with media coverage and more word of mouth. Remember that.

Marinette:

Ladybug

The Wish Hero

Girl-seeking-more cast

Highly sought after by the worst villains

(is oblivious)

Is an intern designer for Edna Mode

Adrien:

Le Chat Noir

Cat Burglar

Honorable villain cast

Has a thing for Mari and Ladybug

(knows she’s both)

Knows Edna Mode personally

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“I don’t particularly like you.”

“Yet I saved your life. How odd, hmmm?”

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“You are a braggart, a thief, and known for taking chunks out of your opposition… yet, not once does it mention you touching a woman or child.”

“I may be a braggart and a thief, but I have some morals, My Lady.”

“I’m not your anything, you damned cat.”

“I’m a stray that just so happened to pick you. Feel honored.”

“... Bastard cat.”

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“Do you flirt with everyone?!”

“Of course not! I have some class.”

“Then why flirt with me?”

“You’re the classiest woman I know and maybe you’ll look down and see me.”

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“You’re making this so, so… ridiculously difficult, Chat Noir.”

“Why, because you think I’m handsome?”

“Because I know you’re better than this!”

“For you, my Lady, I would be the best.”

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“Please don’t die…”

“I will try not to.”

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“You should have stayed a villain.”

“Why? So you could chase me?”

“Because you’d be safer, dammit!”

“... God, I love you.”

“!!!!!!”

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“I’m scared.”

“Oh? Why, My Lady?”

“Because I love you too.”

“... You can’t just say that, my heart…”

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“Mon Chaton! Are you okay?!”

“... you literally beat them unconscious.”

“Only a little…?”

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BnHA: Izuku centric, Gamer Abilities

Gamer!Izuku died at the hands of Shimura in the worst way possible at 17. Suddenly 6 again, the young man has to figure out what to do with his Gamer Powers, who he can trust, and save as many people as possible. Some problems? Aren’t visible until a Save Point shows up and, oh no, how did he miss that?! Having to redo days, weeks, or months of work is disheartening to the regressed Hero. Hopefully he will have allies to help him keep it together and save the day like a true Hero would.

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Crossover Marvel/DC: Tony-Centric

Billionaires’ Club Crossover:

Tony is known for bailing people out of trouble in his circles, be they gold digger related or stranded on an uncharted island. Tony Stark rescues people even before the Iron Man Fiasco. (The Fashion Week of ‘97 Fiasco took the lime light away from Bruce Wayne, Victor Von Doom, Lex Luthor, Silver Sable, and Norman Osborn due to winding up in Madrid spontaneously, having coffee dumped on him by Susan Storm, a crazy ex literally after his head, a fashion disaster with a too handsy politician, and having a public screaming match with his father respectively. Tony had heard from Bruce first, of course, and it snowballed from there as the others had mishaps one after the other.) Now? Well, Team Capt America somehow came out smelling like roses one time too many and Team Iron Man just so happens to have a gray line Vigilante, a Terrifyingly Competent Lady, and three Villains that, up to now, had played with kid gloves.

The world isn’t ready for it, but these men and woman are so done being nice about it.

Story setup:

Tony knows everyone since he was a kid with the exception of Silver, Victor being the only one substantially older than him. Silver got a boost to get her country out of the shadows and adores Tony for treating her like a business partner first and a woman second. Victor Von Doom likes how candid Tony is with him and often allowed the then kid to pick his brain while at parties neither were thrilled to attend. Bruce Wayne grew up with Tony and, despite the years after his parents’ deaths, are still in good standing. Tony’s alloys are so much better than anything produced by Bruce’s company anyway. Lex Luthor worships Tony for saving him numerous times from crazy women at parties and is a bit younger than the superhero. Norman Osborn had commiserated with Tony about Terrible Dads and How To Deal.

They’ve sat back because Tony asked them to. Victor makes sure the Fantastic 4 are around before bringing out the shabby robots he honestly can’t be assed to melt down just yet. Green Goblin doesn’t go out for Peter Parker as hard as he can, actually keeping the kid high on reflexes. Even if he carries a grudge. Therapy has been doing him good - at the recommendation of Tony. Lex Luthor doesn’t actually go after Tony’s investments. He’s a business man, ruthless, but Tony is too good to him.

Everyone thinks of him like a cinnamon roll, too precious for this world. And too kind. Fuck the Avengers. All of them.

(Norman Osborn doesn’t go entirely insane because of Tony being there for him, of the network set up by these masterful minds of genius with a heart of Tony Stark at his most precious cinnamon roll gold, and lots of therapy. Reed Richards is still a dick and everyone agrees that he does get too invested in SCIENCE! when he obliviously rejects Tony’s friendship early on. Lex is more level headed where Superman is concerned, realizing that the idiot isn’t responsible for all his issues or mishaps and being a giant phallic symbol to the guy who honestly doesn’t understand is unreasonable. This is after Tony is rescued by said idiot in spandex on the few times the man is around Earth’s orbit. Victor just plain likes Tony as a kid and early teen, enjoying the intellectual discussions they have. After his parents perish, he sent him the idea of an AI to help Lee him busy. Vic did not think he’d succeed so well.)

I like not-quite-reformed villains taking Tony under their collective wing. Especially since I’m v v done with Steve Rogers being an even bigger giant phallic symbol than Lex Luthor is to Superman.

Bonus: San Wilson is trying to talk down Steve from the beginning but isn’t able to actually reach him. Upon reaching Wakanda, the man contacts Tony with a formal apology.

Bonus 2: Rhodey bear isn’t broken in the conflict.

Bonus 3: Silver keeps trying to seduce Pepper Potts and Alfred Pennyworth away and into her employ. Hyper competent people like that are hard to find. Both are amused. Tony and Bruce are not.

Bonus 4: Alfred, Pepper, and JARVIS are bffs and commiserate over their charges/loved ones.

Bonus 5: T’Challa actually gets in the friend circle.

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Naruto-verse; Naruto-centric

Naruto doesn’t know how he knows, but he knows these bright, pure, orange flames that don’t burn are special. Make him even more special than he can say. He knows that seeing the flames of others, dulled from being held too deep, embers barely breathing, is not something everyone can do. Jiji is an old, corrupt orange, more brown cinders than bright light. He might have shown bright, but it’s been a long time. Sasuke is a vibrant purple under all the red in his veins, distant but rugged along. Sakura is a searing carmine threaded through with sharp green bolts, the green manifesting over the red, proliferating in terrifying ways. Sometimes a kernel of yellow shows through her heart, cradled in red, guarded by vibrant green. Shikamaru is a deeper green, hard to motivate, harder to turn away when he is invested. Blue gazes over it, but only the barest of dew. Choji is so deep a blue, he’s is like a lake without bottom. Ino is bright incandescent yellow, so bright it hurts to look. Kiba is red and yellow and purple and teeth. Hinata is indigo with gemstones of yellow, hidden inside herself. Shino is a steady blue with a deep metallic indigo that fades to violet like an oil spill. They’re beautiful. They’re so... they’re so beautiful, but why is he the only one that’s orange besides old man Hokage and maybe two others - and none of them are so pure? Why is he the odd one out?

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I write this separate from my everything blog. Because it IS an everything blog and I need less clutter for ideas.

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Marvel-verse, Tony Stark-centric

Tony is the forth cousin of Gomez Addams - twice removed, old boy - through his lovely, talented, terrifying mother. A lady of breeding and, oddly enough, fencing, archery, muskets, and gymnastics. He is also the few times great-grandson of the all but forgotten Heterodynes of Europa through his less than sensibly Mad father. This impacts him a (lot) little.

Living (castle) tower? Check. (JARVIS)

A bit of a thing for unusual persons? Check. Dr. Bruce Banner and young Peter Parker are just the most casual ones (Deadpool somehow worms his way into the good graces of Tony - usually by caring for Peter and unaliving the few mutts that would go after him or his aunt).

Causing mayhem? Double check. Ironman, his ‘bots, fight against aliens with aliens...

Finding the one that makes his soul burn? Maybe. Well, he’s been working on it.

Making minions? Kinda, sorta. (Does Happy and the Bots, count?)

Finding lost family members? Yup. (Darcy was a surprise. Morticia barely does talk about her sisters and their more normal husbands. Even if Jenny married an ax murder - and died an Addams style death - and Delilah ran off with a mutant who needed blood to survive, their names were barely remembered. Not like an Addams would be.)

Having a personal vendetta leveled against him? Well Steven Rogers seems to be filling that roll terribly well since everyone else failed to keep the challenge.

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Marvel Film-verse, Darcy Lewis-Centric

Darcy accidentally makes friends with Wednesday Addams and is related to Lydia Deetz. Rocky Horror Picture Show, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Paranorman, Beetlejuice, and a schmalzy tribute to very bad Kaiju films round out the Halloween night where first years Darcy and Wednesday sit back and relax. Lydia had sent her cousin the original Beetlejuice film after having the book she wrote about her adventures published. Of course, when Darcy tells Wednesday this, there isn’t a lot of the usual “no way that happened” back talk. If anything, the terrifying goddess of Goth wants to meet Lydia and her Very Dead Friend. What better way than a bathroom mirror in a coed dorm at 2AM on All Saints Day? This is before Jane even exists in Darcy’s mind - and thus Alien Gods and Superheroes and alien armies falling on New York happen. Wednesday and Lydia might just come along for the ride.

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5) Undertale, Mythological Origins, BP Centric

Burgerpants wasn’t always named such. He’s old. Like, when the Underground was sealed mere decades after the last Egyptian Pharaoh old. Like, Grillby and Wingding old. Older than Asgor who he watch grow up into a barely sufficient king. It burns him, that the king he decided to follow after his grandmother’s urging to go out into the world got the people who followed him trapped. But Burgerpants isn’t anything other than an aspiring actor, of course. What would he know about ruling? Seeing as his mother was Sekhmet, probably a lot more than one would dare to believe. Those two girls should have seen him for what he was, but after suppressing for centuries, well, they didn’t and he had been susceptible to the magic of the two in tandem. Thus: Burgerpants. But BP is something far from a normal, mostly mortal Monster. He is a Demigod of Justice, Faith, Prosperity, Health, and a Learned and Inherited God of War. He might as well step up and take charge if he has to watch this circus. (Grillby is a Born God of War with a secondary of Protection of Hearth. Most hearths are in the kitchen and the heart of the home since Grillby makes magically healing food. Gaster is a Demigod of Languages which is why he can never speak aloud. It could rend the very structure of speech the world over. It is also why his sons are named for font types. He helped create font types.)

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4) Undertale, Post It Note Laundry Day Buddies

You buy thigh high socks whole sale. In all the colors and neutrals and just... you live in an area where it’s always just that bit too cool, even in summer and you’re a hot blooded animal that has cold toes and chapped lips no matter what. Your family moved here when you were a kid, after more than a decade at your previous home in sun and sticky sweat summers and barefoot running. Now you won’t be caught without your thigh high socks. And, just once, you leave your load of laundry in the communal laundry for a few minutes. Just to come back to a basket that definitely wasn’t yours in the floor, clothes scattered. Like someone had been spooked. Well, great, now YOU were spooked and fucking dammit, it was laundry day, you are doing yours... and the one who had to leave in a hurry. Your socks had been on top of your pile, though, and there was one with snakes printed up the legs, a very nice ball python print that you only wore when you felt like strangling people. That might have been what scared them. Bless them. Leaving clean laundry and a little note of “Sorry my snake socks caught you unawares” and this begins an epic Post It Notes thing that isn’t a quote war or a pun-tastic mess until Sans walks in on you in short shorts, those same socks, and possibly the most ridiculous shirt you own. He knows the sock owners now and you recognize that jersey top, hello, mysterious pun master...

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3) Pokémon!Undertale Fusion

Undertale Monsters (and variations) are Pokémon! Variations are Regional, the top four are OP!Queen Goatmom, OP!King Underground (an Asgor Variation), OP!Flowey (you bastard), and OP!Chara&Frisk, and you just want to survive what is apparently a harem of the same monster (Grillby, Burgerpants (Lawyerpants!BP is loved), Sans, et cetera ad naseum) wanting to get in your pants. Maybe get pregnant, freak them all out...

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2) Undertale, Grillby, Fire Courting Rituals

Severe anxiety is a thing and you don’t like it. Which is normal and average, as is your not-quite-legal way of dealing with it sans doctor’s note. You left your Vape at home, the marijuana oils that cost you a fresh mint with it, and now you’re stuck trying to light a blunt in the snow at night with, fuck, no lighter or matches because you usually don’t smoke and the regular inside was kind enough to let you have one of hers. Grillby is a great boss, even for a mere dishwasher like you, and when he comes out the back to check on you in a lull, and you ask him for a light. Oh boy. Commence (literally) ancient fire elemental courting rituals up to and including having him light your blunt with his own mouth as it rests in yours and then greedily suck the smoke from your lungs. Magic bullshit is still magic and you haven’t breathed more clearly in almost a decade or with less breath because your fucking delicious-forearms-and-cantaloupe-biceps boss just macked on you. Now you are going to have to research the shit out of courting rituals when you confess to Alphys and she totally SHIPS IT, that ship has sailed, it’s gaining followers, heeeeelp...

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1) Undertale (Underfell?), Pregnant Reader

Pregnant young woman falls to the Underground. Mommy to be is fierce protective of her unborn baby and it is a huge thing. Monsters don’t have babies like humans - they’re not mammal. They’re magic. It freaks them out and intrigues them all at once. This little heart that isn’t any one color and a mother’s heart that changes from red to cyan to pink to whathaveyou because this is her babe and she will fight anyone to care for the little one. Little ones. Boom, twins are a thing. Let’s freak out the populace more when they figure it out. (Underfell would make this a million times more ridiculous and cute. Having Undertale!Frisk show up later and cuddle the belly would be too. Cue human auntie?!)