delete this

cait

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[i-am-a-fish]

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[unclefather]

[grimelords]

thinking to myself ‘for all its faults, maybe tumblr is the only nice place left on the internet’ and then opening the app to find the site in complete freefall is very good to me

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood

[keeponmovingalong]

Ryan Reynolds is Pikachu.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

heres a solution: how about we ALL start rebloggin porn. then there wont be any more “porn blogs”,, they will jsut be blogs

[firedrill]

officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

[waerlogas-deactivated20130527]

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[ardhangini]

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

[cimes-et-cieux]

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

NO

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

[unclefather]

me: you ready to go inside?

my daughter: