your friendly neighbourhood bard

A photographer who loves everything nerdy the world has to offer. Might post some music and original photos later on! (I am a minor)

[alwaystightrope]

exactly a year ago i was just the right amount of bored during my summer break to start shitposting on tumblr. now a year later im so glad i did 😋 be cringe be free start shitposting NOW ‼️‼️

[euphoricmood]

אני מציעה שהחופש הגדול יהיה בסתיו או אביב, ולא מתי שכל כך חם שאי אפשר לצאת החוצה בכלל, חוץ מלזרוק כמה ילדים בתוך בריכה מה אמורים לעשות? קיצר איפה אני מגישה תלונה נגד השמש?

[david-goldrock]

גברתי מציעה לשים ילדים בבית ספר להתרוצץ בחום הזה?

בקיץ, ילדים צריכים לחיות במקומות קרים. בקולנוע, בים, בבריכה, בחרמון, בבית פולני, בכל מקום קר

[prongzie-boy]

תחשבו שזה גם קונספט שהתחיל לפני שהיה מזגן - עדיף 30 בני נוער בחדר סגור בלי מזגן באוגוסט??

[david-goldrock]

Archive this

"Welp, then punch their metaphysical presence what can you do"

Me, right now

[prongzie-boy]

And I appreciate your advice, David

[ozempicofficial]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[sheela-yomit]

מעריב לנוער שלום, לאחרונה היו לי חלומות מוזרים בהם אני נישקתי את אחד מחבריי שהוא בן, ואני בן גם, מה זה אומר עליי? להפסיק להזמין אותו לשחק איתי מיינקראפט?

תודה,

- מודאג.

זה הצחיק אותי מידי לא להכניס לתור.

[lo-ganavnu-klum]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[prongzie-boy]

New D&D dread acquired (I'm a very new DM and my friends are hectic)

[redstonedust]

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

[you-are-not-real]

@david-goldrock

[david-goldrock]

Hello, straight for questioning, I'm bored out of my mind, so if you wanna confide in me I will answer your straight questions

[you-are-not-real]

so like. you're a boy, but you like girls???

[david-goldrock]

Well yes, is that so hard to believe?

[you-are-not-real]

but you're a boy???

[david-goldrock]

Yes, and women are the lovelyest thing god had put in this earth

[you-are-not-real]

like... i get that women are attracted to women, it makes sense, but you're a man??? why aren't you attracted to men??? like all other normal men???

[david-goldrock]

Because I just don't like them, nothing deeper, I don't get that feeling

[you-are-not-real]

huh??? how?! don't you love yourself? your own gender?

also isn't it a bit creepy for a man to be attracted to a woman? like,,, she's literally not interested in you? and she might think you're just being friendly and it would be disturbing to realise you have ulterior motives...

[david-goldrock]

Frankly, I don't love myself as much as I probably should, but that's a different kind of love. The way you love your mother, but not sexually

And just like with men, it's important to be clear about what you want when you have a relationship. Be surprised, a small number (around 90% of the) female population are attracted to men too! It works out!

[you-are-not-real]

oooh my god!!! you're attracted to your own mother?!?!?! 🤢🤮🤮🤮

and like literally no??? all women I know are normal, idk where you're getting your information from but it's clearly biased... and like, even if you are right, you can't just assume that a woman will be attracted to you, so like, it's a very different situation than with other men

[david-goldrock]

Sir, with all due respect, this conversation is less of a get to know, and more of accusations, frankly, seeming to be rooted out of your dark wishes, and I will not cooperate with it

[needzamezuzah]

Hey you better be nice to our token straight! You cant treat him like homophobes treat us thats so mean :(

[david-goldrock]

... I guess that's an improvement

[david-goldrock]

What is the pride parade good for, for a cishet man?

Easy.

The pride parade shows the acceptance of 10% of the population to live and be happy

The pride parade shows the safety to be different, from the mildly different to the outskirts of the Overton window.

The pride parade shows to what extent the government can handle it too

Israel has 2, the hardest possible pride parade protest in Jerusalem, where they show pride in god's front yard, and the easiest possible pride parade demonstration in Tel Aviv, where they show just how far this country has advanced

See you in Tel Aviv everyone

[prongzie-boy]

As an LGBT person who can't attend the parades at the moment, I thank you for proving that everyone is welcome at those events, and for helping us advance even more

[david-goldrock]

Improvement suggestions for the next parade:

Do it at night

Do it in the winter

Do it IN THE SEA

just don't do it in THE BLITHERING HEAT

Other than that, good job

[prongzie-boy]

I mean... It is June

But yeah I get your point XD

[david-goldrock]

What is the pride parade good for, for a cishet man?

Easy.

The pride parade shows the acceptance of 10% of the population to live and be happy

The pride parade shows the safety to be different, from the mildly different to the outskirts of the Overton window.

The pride parade shows to what extent the government can handle it too

Israel has 2, the hardest possible pride parade protest in Jerusalem, where they show pride in god's front yard, and the easiest possible pride parade demonstration in Tel Aviv, where they show just how far this country has advanced

See you in Tel Aviv everyone

[prongzie-boy]

As an LGBT person who can't attend the parades at the moment, I thank you for proving that everyone is welcome at those events, and for helping us advance even more

[alwaystightrope]

im not into f1 but i occasionally visit your blog just to read your crash outs over f1 theyre genuinely hilarious like yes ferrari are bums or whatever

glad to know my misery is atleast entertaining for SOMEONE.

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[starcroww]

Having motivation without inspiration is actually diabolical who allowed this to happen.

[prongzie-boy]

This has been me for like 4 months now I was going insane

Now I'm reading again (yay! ^^), learning how to play and DM D&D (thanks @david-goldrock <3) and contemplating starting to work out just... Because

This is the first time in like 4 years I've had time for myself I'm lost

[starcroww]

Having motivation without inspiration is actually diabolical who allowed this to happen.

[prongzie-boy]

This has been me for like 4 months now I was going insane

Now I'm reading again (yay! ^^), learning how to play and DM D&D (thanks @david-goldrock <3) and contemplating starting to work out just... Because

This is the first time in like 4 years I've had time for myself I'm lost

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes I wonder if we’ve spent too much time as a society wondering if computers can be people

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah wondering where humanity begins and computers end is an interesting thought but people think that ChatGPT knows them. That thing is not a person by like any measurement we know of. It doesn’t have opinions. It regurgitates statistically likely word salad and scrapes answers wholesale from Reddit.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Questions about the potential personhood of machines feel kinda stupid now? Like these large language models clearly aren’t people. And to a certain extent, why would you want to make a computer that’s a person with feelings and personal opinions? You’ve made something and trapped it inside of a computer at the whims of programmers. Why? Why do that to something? Even if it was possible. It doesn’t fully seem like it is yet.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The guys who don’t think that computers can be people are usually the unenlightened ones in these stories but frankly I think that my cats are closer to being people than a chatbot is.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.