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i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
til death or some guy do us part
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and āwhat the fuck are you, a cop?ā
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I canāt! Believe it or not Iām a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
any government department: ~you can use our website~
me, 2 hours on hold: I really fucking cannot
pet peeve
Story time! a few years ago my grandma found out that my sibling is nonbinary. Sibling was nervous at first bc it was an accident, and even tho our grandma fully accepted me as a trans guy, she presumably had no idea what being nb or genderfluid meant. and to an extent the sib was rightāshe was totally unaware that those concepts existed when we agreed to meet for lunch that day
but. but. she brought a full on PACKET of printed research and a pen. and asked questions. she took honest to god notes.
so anyway. thank you Grammy for loving your grandkids unconditionally. the feeling is mutual š
Grammy, squinting at her papers: āwhatās this word mean? ānibling?āā
sibling: āso āpiblingā is the gender neutral word for aunt/uncle, like āparentās siblingā, then āniblingā is a play on that by taking the ānā from niece/nephew, soāā
Grammy: āāso youāre my gribling?ā
sibling: āHuh?ā
Grammy: ālike granddaughter or grandsonā
Sibling: āGrammyāā
Grammy: āor is āgrandtheyā better?ā
Sibling: āyou could just sayāā
Grammy: āI just want to get it right for you becauseāā
Sibling: āGRANDCHILDā
Grammy: āā¦ā
so anyway she still calls them gribling. and itās wonderful
This is fucking adorable.
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnāt work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itāll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donāt you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre montƩ
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youāre butter splits, iām sorry. you didnāt agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itās reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĆ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youāll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
five notes?? this is why i donāt tell you all anything
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didnāt exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
marvelās dedication to portraying j jonah jameson as a complex three dimensional character with likeable traits and sympathetic qualities is really funny cuz itās led to the creation of a character who unfailingly stands for truth and integrity in journalism except for this one specific dude he is absolutely convinced is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay
james marsters deliberately playing spike in a more sympathetic way to avoid his character being killed off after season 2 so he could keep his job is so funny. guy was literally scheming his way into job security by turning a throwaway villain into emo boy audience bait and it WORKED. gotta say i respect the grind
ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
When absolutely 0 of Bidenās accomplishments have made any kind of news, and weāve been fed a steady diet of fear and panic for 3 years, no one gets to be shocked when he loses the next election to Donald 2.0.
Posting anything positive about the president here will get you called a capitalist bootlicker.
What do we expect to happen?
Anger sells better. Anger feels better, it feels righteous.
Itās easier to protest against a president you donāt like then to actually remain in charge and keep pushing ahead, even if small, consistent accomplishments are all you receive.
I know Iāll never be missing an election in my life again (barring some kind of major medical event).
I just wish it werenāt so damn frustrating, feeling like youāre screaming into the void constantly, fighting against apathy.
CMS just announced that the government will start taking high-cost drugs that were developed with taxpayer dollars and start pulling patents to force competition and low cost generics. Thatās fucking momentous.
I saw 1 news article on it. I wouldnāt have known it happened if I didnāt read the news every day. This should have caused the kind of celebration that erupted when companies started announcing $35 insulin caps. Why didnāt it?
Low cost hearing aids, lower and $0 student loans, concrete investments in green architectureā¦there was an announcement like 2 days ago to replace all leaded pipes out of US cities over the next 10 years, which will be an absolute boon in jobs for construction workers and can make our homes safer for kids. Iām sure Iāll see a headline in a year, āBidenās lead pipe program causes drivers traffic headaches.ā
Republicans want 20 foot concrete barriers topped with barbed wire across the entire southern border, and Democrats want amnesty and ease to citizenship for just about anyone who crosses, and it really seems like until a compromise is made somewhere in there, Republicans will continue to turn out in massive numbers to elections because God told them to, and Democrats will continue to stay home because the last president didnāt accomplish 100% of their goals and voting for an imperfect president is a personal and ethical failing.
Now take that mentality and spread it over every single social and economic issue.
I remember how utterly scared and angry we were sone years ago when Trump was trying to bankrupt the USPS. People were talking about it left right and sideways, asking people to buy from the USPS gift shop, start a stamp collection, anything. Then, Biden got elected and put a huge stop to that by getting rid of the unfair laws that only the USPS had to abide by. Overnight, the USPS was saved, and how did everyone react?
They didn't. It was hardly mentioned. Not a blip.
Same exact thing when it came to net neutrality!! It was DEVASTATING when it was killed. People died in wildfires because Internet providers throttled data of firefighters. Xfinity actually stole identities in order to make it happen.
About a month ago, BAM, it was restored because Biden appointed a Democratic leader to the FFC. Did anyone talk about it? Nope. I saw ONE post.
okay, so as much as I think that Biden was the least shitty of two garbage presidential candidates, and as much as I disagree with some of the things heās done⦠ā¦I have to admit that the Biden-Harris administration has done more for the average Americanās life than any other I can remember in the last 20-30 years. even with a congress made up of majority spoiled toddlers who would rather kill a man than voteĀ āyesā to save a hundred thousand, they have:
changed the Medicare enrollment periods for elderly and disabled individuals,Ā so that they donāt have to literally enroll in the designated period for enrollment and then STILL WAIT for 2, 3, 4, 5, or even SIX months for their healthcare to start
along the Medicare line,Ā they have added special enrollments for: people who just got released from jail, who lost their low-income healthcare through Medicaid, had a medical emergency or natural disaster that made them miss enrollment, didnāt enroll because they were lied to by their employers, etc
theyĀ CAPPED THE COST OF INSULIN to $35/MONTH FOR MEDICARE BENEFICIARIES!!!!!Ā and they areĀ working to get it capped to that for all Americans!!!Ā (but of course, Republicans are fighting it)
BidenĀ pardoned all prior federal offenses for simple possession of marijuana and started the review process to get weed rescheduled federally
provided hundreds of billions nationally in funding for the repair of roads/bridges/highways, expanding high-speed internet access, improving public transportation, adding electric vehicle charging, adding clean energy sources, removing pollution still leaking into communities from industrial manufacturing from DECADES ago, andĀ REMOVAL OF LEAD PIPES not just on state land but on TRIBAL land and TERRITORIES!
cracked down on the (frankly, abusive) overdraft fees from banks - to the point that many banks have removed the fees outright rather than deal with an investigation from the federal government over them - and the last minute surprise fees from hotels/concert venues/etc.
They are working to change Social Security taxation so that those making above $400,000/yr actually have to fucking CONTRIBUTE - because, if you didnāt know, currently Social Security taxes cap out at $160,000. Yes, meaning that those who are MOST ABLE TO AFFORD paying more taxes, and who would contribute MORE in taxes, are paying pennies (if anything).
Also, to increase the minimum SSA benefit from just a cut-and-dry figure that has to be manually increased (and is therefore subject to NOT getting increased), to a scaling percentage of 125% above the poverty line
Also, also, to increase benefits for surviving spouses who abruptly lose 50%+ of their income when a spouse dies, then are shit out of luck for paying for homes/vehicles/etc
Not only that but:
as many people who were vocally against it, they also made covid vaccines widely available and FREE for everyone during the pandemic
provided massive student loan debt relief
ENACTED A MINIMUM 15% CORPORATE TAX on large companies, who otherwise tend to skirt taxes with legally-gray methods
Rejoined the Paris Agreement - literally canāt believe I even have to say that
are providing relief to veterans exposed to burn pits
reauthorized the Violence Against Women Act and added protections for LGBTQ+ individuals and non-women victims, changed it so it now allows tribes to now hold non-native aggressors liable under tribal justice systems, and improved long and short term housing for victims (as well as increased emergency housing access)
Iām not going to say I agree with every action taken under the Biden-Harris admin (lol, looking at you specifically, IRS), but.Ā These things change peopleās lives. Not just a little - they are the difference between literally dying a slow death from lack of medication and living happily. Ā Between getting heart surgery and NOT getting heart surgery, because you donāt have health insurance, because you just got out of prison for having one (1) molecule of weed stuck to your sleeve during a traffic stop. Election season is already starting, so if you have to remember one thing, remember this:
Adding to this list, the Biden-Harris administration has also:
Changed the Extra Help with Medicare Prescription Drug program, so that EVERYONE on Medicare who is under 150% of the federal poverty level can qualify for zero monthly premiums, zero deductibles, and capped prescription costs at $4.50 generic/$11.40 name-brand.
Provided $3.5 million in grants to expand internet coverage on and to tribal lands.
And $728 million to provide clean, sustainable drinking water to rural and tribal communities and support water and river conservation in the Colorado river basin.
Provided funding for the expansion of Medicaid, meaning that now 40 states offer a yearās worth of health coverage after birth,Ā so postpartum complications can be, y'know⦠treated without putting you into massive medical debt.
Demanded an additional year of coverage for childrenās healthcare under CHIP, via the CAA of 2023, with a hopeful continuation even further under section 1115.
Invested $265 million across 16 states for natural disaster preparation and recovery, including streambank stabilization, flood prevention and watershed restoration projects.
And honestly, this administration has done so much more that I donāt have time to list - with wide-ranging effects that wonāt be fully felt for another few years, but areĀ MONUMENTALĀ for our country, our healthcare, our environment, our jobs, and our futures.
Please donāt allow shills and bots to convince you that voting doesnāt matter or that your vote is inconsequential.
Please register and vote in 2024.
Please.
Why would you hide this in the tags?
One time I read that post that goes "once upon a time an adult put you on the ground and never picked you up again" and it made me sad so now I lift everyone. I'm 5'3" and kinda dumpy but the trick is to plant your feet, get 'em in a gable grip low near the hips with your knees bent, and then just tuck in your Elbows and straighten your legs. Gets those fuckers right on up there. I'm the oldest of eight and also the shortest but that sad shit lives with me so I'm hauling around these kids around like it's nothing. My little brother is a hockey player and a full head taller. I carried him around when he was a baby and I carried him around last weekend. My Papa is a 230lb Bavarian man who watches Stargate in a bath robe, he's smoked a pack a day for forty years. You think I haven't lifted him? I have. He said I couldn't do it but I did. God didn't give me social skills but I'm full of love and jacked as hell and he's not here to stop me
I think the idea that polyamory is inherently less committed stems partially from the idea of romantic superiority in relationships.
Like, it seems that a lot of people have this idea that you have one (1) romantic partner, and that this is THE relationship in your life, with all friendships etc being secondary. That must be the case, otherwise I see no reason why they wouldn't be able to fathom commitment in polyamory.
This is part of why aromantic people and polyamorous people have so many fights in common. If people didn't sort relationships into hierarchies, if they didn't think the bonds between a friendgroup were inherently weaker than those between romantic partners, then they would likely not have as much trouble understanding people who choose to have several, or no, partners.
"isn't a polycule just a glorified friendgroup?" Well, Susan, first of all, no, second off, friendgroups are already glorious?!
I honestly think romantic relationships being placed in a hierarchy over others stems from the social status that people receive when they get married (and all the other systems that benefit from straight white christian marriage etc).
Marriage is treated like the ultimate goal, people's literal meaning for existence in so many places. You exist to find your One True Soulmate, and then you marry them and are happy forever. Many people think this way, have been shovel-fed this belief their entire lives, and end up putting each of their romantic relationships up on this pedestal where they hope, this will be the relationship that ends up being the One.
Because if they find the One true partner that they marry, then they have won at life and are finally allowed to be happy and whole as a person.
The people who haven't found the One are not allowed to be happy, full people, because if they are, that means getting married or being in a romantic relationship might not fix your problems on an existential level. And it means that ring on your finger doesn't actually make you a better person than them.
Polyamorous people and aromantics challenge the institution of marriage and romance hierarchy on a fundamental level. Because Polyamorous people say there is no "One", there are many and they are all valuable, and aromantics say I don't need romance to be a whole person on my own, thank you, I'm quite happy.
some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
The more I get back into liking, loving and lusting on people, the more I'm reminded what a sanitized, segregated lie queers have been built into.
I've met the sweetest, prettiest queens who tell me "Well, I'm a transsexual. Sometimes I call myself a transman because both my trans self and my manhood are me."
New friends tell me about the sexcapades their closed polycule gets up to that they just watch because they're a kinky ace.
There's staunch lesbians who helped the love of their life transition as a transmasc, gay men begging to be topped by trans men with the fattest tits.
Older queers don't hesitate to shout "oh, like Prince!" when I tell them I'm androgyne. Vanilla questioning men will text me day after day before shyly confessing I'm their dream guy. Closeted trans women ask to kiss me because I'm their dream girl. Doms and subs who melt when they realize I'm both and neither, and they didn't know somebody like me existed.
There's vanilla lesbians on Grindr and acearos who have shown me love deeper than I thought possible and guydykes kissing girlfags and MtFtMtX elders and throuples that have so much affection that they just collectively parent babygays who got disowned.
Everybody is so beautiful! There is so much love! It is no wonder a cruel world has a vested interest in suppressing queerness when humanity is so expansive to us.
I also want to make it explicit that not only are these real people, but like. This is explicitly about people I know across the spectrum of race, ability, and more. Including me, a fat cripple!
Queerness is not the exclusive domain of the thin, the white, and the ablebodied. If you are any of those things and can only picture queer people like you? You need to ask yourself why.
That's why I'm making this addition. It is on me as a white person to make the room for queer BIPOC that is vehemently, violently denied. And I did not make that room in the original post.
Intersectional and lateral aggression kills. There's no "community" without U and I.