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Chris Est. 1992 Full-time baker Part-time streamer Rare sanity Frequent uncertainty Common sense Uncommon sense of humour.

[superpagangirl]

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[00807x]

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

[prostrider]

Watch me stream!

That’s right, the hilarious creator behind the Broses and Daffodudes post, and the My Parents Moved Out Here’s A Giant Squid post, is now streaming games on Twitch!

https://www.twitch.tv/prostrider

Starting with once a week on Tuesday nights 8PM AEST!

[cinematech]

[sokkycakes]

hey op what the fuck does this mean

[brbgensokyo]

you doo-don’t wanna know. 

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[itsanunfortunateumbrella]

[elnarez]

A quick summary of Destiny lore

[d00dlebugg]

warlock lore: I heard whispers, in the secret tongue of the Ones Beneath the Universe, and, perhaps foolishly, I followed. There is something in the caves the Hive dug under the Moon, and I am this close to finding it oh no whoops oh dang, oh no, ow, my mind, they’re shattering my mind, oh no, why did I look for the secrets, owwwww, don’t look for the secrets, aaaaaah

hunter lore: When I found Billiam Vogg, he was alone, crying to himself. “I’ll never be forgiven for what I’ve done”, he said. “I’ve done something real messed up, dang, real morally ambiguous stuff”, he bawled into an empty glass. I told him this wasn’t a world made for heroes. He chuckled. Then I shot him in his got dang face, eleven times, because I too am morally compromised.

titan lore: And then she told me that, if you punched a Servitor just right, you could throw it into a Skiff and blow their shit up real good, and I was like “lol no”, but then she fucking did that, she fucking punched that orb real good and it blew these fuckers up real nice, hahaha being a Titan rules, anyway that’s how we won the battle of six fronts.

[catchymemes]

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!

Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?

Game Developer:

[gifsploitation-deactivated20181]

Fateful Findings (2013)

[theoriginalkittykatz-deactivate]

[voidbat]

“My ancestors are McSmiling upon me, imperials. Can you say the same?”

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

“Look below, and I shall grant your wish.“

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

“Haha… Got’em.“

[dingo-the-dog]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

[simitra1321]

Well. Shit.

[fihli]

it’s midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack