Personally disgusted

Shitpost and fandom

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Discourse over impossible age gaps is so fucking funny.

What do you think shipping an immortal adult with a mortal adult is gonna do? How do you think people can romanticize relationships that cannot in any way actually exist?? You think seeing a ship between a vampire and a human is gonna make someone go out and fuck their local 1000 year old???

“This ship is bad because one character is an immortal who’s thousands of years old and the other is an immortal who’s only hundreds of years old!!” how do you live like this

[beggars-opera]

I love the “this vampire looks 20 but is actually 300 so dating a 20 year old is Problematic, they should date an 80 year old so the age gap is *checks notes* only 220 years rather than 280, that’s much less predatory” thing

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

[hiimgoldbug]

since everyone loves untitled goose game so much, i have to share something with you. where my grandmother used to live, a neighbor had a pet goose.

tumblr, meet chicken

not bastard. nice boi.

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[jame7t]

Hey, uh, the Staff4029273 bots are meowing now

[jame7t]

cool, &btw i want to hurt you

[toasty-bat]

Anytime I see those “God that rep from two years ago was so bad” posts, I think about Gravity Falls.

I think about the fact that Alex Hirsch wanted the cupid character (who appeared in ONE episode) to have the MLM/WLW symbols on his necklace, but Disney shot it down because it was seen as inappropriate for a kid’s show.

I think about the sheriff characters, who’s “relationship” was used as a running gag to laugh at. Who’s kiss in the last scene at the end of the series damn near made people go INSANE. These were two characters who were no one’s favorites and who served as comedy relief, but it was still seen as a huge win for rep because it happened at all.

I think about the fact that Gravity Falls, a show where dead animals speak in tongues as blood drips from their eyes, couldn’t have anywhere near the amount of rep that the creators wanted to add because it “wasn’t for kids”

And now we have men getting married to their husbands and women getting married to their wives on screen. We have boys with boyfriends and girls with girlfriends and characters that are purposely gnc or androgynous. We have characters with pride pins or flags in their rooms. We have cartoons like Blues Clues that have been around for AGES making entire videos dedicated to pride for kids.

Just… things get better. Representation gets better because people fight to make it happen. We can’t act like they were “basically nothing” because without them we would HAVE nothing.

Edit: the Cupid necklace was likely the trans symbol

[radicalurbanista]

But how do we stop evictions when politicians won’t respond to our needs? By shutting down the courts 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

direct action works, and it’s all we can count on. The working classes only have each other to rely on

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[wowzanator]

[mysharona1987]

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

mollymauk please I don’t understand your coat at a l l

[ampervadasz]

[miguel-libra93]

[thebarrowboy-deactivated2021041]

how is this not a person in a bird suit

[m-a-n-d-u-s-a]

Dance fucker dance

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[erika-infinitum]

What a soldier. King.

[shittymoviedetails]

Ryan Gosling in Drive

[smstransformers]

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[catgirlthighhighs]

Ratatouille

[mellifexfarm]

[travesty-majesty]

"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment

[zsnes]

bill gates is directly responsible for the delta variant lol

[zsnes]

by preventing non western countries from producing generic versions of the covid vaccine and instead forcing these countries to fight over a limited amount of doses he allowed a large outbreak of the disease in india which mutated the virus to be especially virulent. its literally the gates variant.

[zsnes]

of course bill gates wasnt the sole decision maker behind the vaccine patents, but hes the most visible and the most vocal. there were a lot of parts in the scheme but ultimately the decision to keep other countries from producing a generic vaccine was a deliberate choice to maintain a pharmaceutical monopoly which has had incredibly harmful ramifications

[mojav]