[prrplwtch]

 “rules” for fic requests and headcanons requests:

Fic prompts and headcanon requests are always welcome💜

You can find list of my fics here and list of my headcanons here.

I’m fine writing NSFW for any “Obey Me!” character except for Luke for obvious reasons.

 Please specify if you want the MC for headcanons and fics to be male/female/gender-neutral. If you don’t I will default to female MC.

You can pick a prompt from the few lists I have or make up your own. If you are picking from the list, let me know from which one.

Prompt lists for your convenience are here. 

[stealingpotatoes]

pro tip: if the surface you're about to sit on is the same colour as your noble eunuch, make sure to double check it to avoid any accusations of assassination attempts

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[hasufin]

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

[hellyeahdragonage]

me: I hope the pandemic doesn’t last long

the pandemic:

[animatedamerican]

“look, this really doesn’t have to be hard as it looks, you can get through it if you know what you’re doing, New Zealand’s posted a walkthrough –”

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Can we get a skip the pandemic mod? Please

[prrplwtch]

Tfw when you wrote two fics for the first day of the month dedicated to a certain pairing (which’s starts 05/01) because you were so ✨inspired✨, but now you need to edit 10K words before tomorrow 😭🤦‍♀️🙈

[prrplwtch]

I really want to write this one canon divergence AU longfic, but I’m not familiar enough with the source material :( time to spend next five hours on fandom wikia lol

[georgiansuggestion]

receive your information from the waiter at a coffee-house, who received his from a gentleman at his gambling table, who received his from a lord's porter, who invented the story for his own diversion

[georgiansuggestion]

good to know we're all on the same page with this one

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[taryn-nicole]

Guys.

Ino’s favorite thing is the flower she gave Sakura when they were children.

One of the sassiest characters in the series is also one of the most overlooked sweetest. She’s confident and self-assured with a heart of gold.

She was pretty and popular as a kid, but when she comes across a crying, bullied, unpopular, shy Sakura she’s honest and tells her she does have a big forehead, but then tells her to learn to accept herself and gives her advice that sticks with her to this day.

She goes on to befriend her. Help her get better at flower arranging. She defends her from bullies. She introduces her to her friends. She has a huge hand in bringing Sakura out of her shell.

What does she want out of all of this?

For Sakura to reach her full potential.

Even after Sakura dumps her friendship and they begin a hostile rivalry, at the end of their fight in the Chuunin Exams, she smiles and tells Sakura she’s bloomed into a beautiful flower.

She is literally the underappreciated MVP. She’s a badass ninja, a loyal friend, a wonderful person, and really a great roll model towards girls. Its hard to find really good friendships between girls in children media.

[prrplwtch]

Saw this on Reddit, and honestly nothing ever spoke more to me on a spiritual level lol

[lig-ma]

pika

[prrplwtch]

Been scrolling through your masterlists and tbh, good shit m8! Good shit! 👌

Aw thank you 💜

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[princesa-dybala-deactivated2018]

[blazingmisty-deactivated2023093]

Me, a Filipino:

[not-so-lost-after-all]

Have I ever mentioned that in my European country older kids are begrudgingly allowed to have a sip wine or beer during some celebrations? And before you´re raising eyebrows - the reason is to shut them up and show them that they don´t really like the taste of alcohol at such age.

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

[libertineangel]

[service-unavailable]

Reasons why I may hate a ship

The couple itself: 20%

The fandom: 80%

[hermannsgayhands]

i made this for the discord but its important

[whatisthisnonsense]

You forgot a step

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[prrplwtch]

It’s very entertaining to be in the fandom with ship wars again. Really brings back the memories of mid-00s and HP fandom lol.