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My name is Tim. I live in Chicago. I'm 24 My Twitter: @vinylinmono

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[prueshalliwell]

Lol I’m back

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The dance scene In "He Wasn’t Man Enough" (2000)

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[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

[pastelsponge-deactivated2015020]

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

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Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

[monpetitcabbage]

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

[hannahleedleedleelee]

@shelbyisbi-andreadytodie BE GAY DO CRIME

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[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

hey go fuck yourself

[drarry]

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

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[bmoneyuniverse]

😏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈

[queernigga]

theory.

[staggot]

judith butler whom’st?

[c-bassmeow]

Move over focault

[keybladesoras]

Pokemon in Detective Pikachu

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[hilariousgrindr]

JK Rowling is out of control.

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

Yer a bttm ‘arry!

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[exeggcute]

I wish social media was a thing in 1998 so we could have witnessed the collective meltdown in response to the seinfeld finale

[expertpedestrian]

thanks to this post I am now on the archive for alt.tv.seinfeld, browsing all posts made on may 14-15, 1998, instead of doing anything useful

[fishmech]

reminder: the collapse of the soviet union was livechatted globally throughout irc and several other mediums, including from people in the ussr itself

you can find live chat reactions of a lot of shit out there if you’re looking in the right places!

[crazymeds]

People on the Internet have not changed much since the mid-1970s.

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I’m all of them depending on which day

[cungadero]

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

x

[prueshalliwell]

My psychiatrist: it's imperative that you don't consume ANY caffeine while on this medication

Me: *knocking back caffeine pills with 7 cups of coffee and a Baja Mtn Dew* that's unfortunate

[prueshalliwell]

why do you have this URL? you've got nothing about prue or charmed on here. wasted URL.

Why do you feel the need to message me when you should be eating a dick instead?