twisted ramblings of a madwoman

Art grad nonsense

[melsrainpod]

so, Ellen with cat ears happened to bless my youtube feed...

Technically we're not supposed to have pencils at work, but thin-layer chromatography is almost impossible without them, so we have some contrabanda lol

[pseudo-artiste]

You can't have PENCILS at work??!!! What kind of Dickensian orphan eating poor house do you work at?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[mysteryteacup]

look your dream demons get tired and wanna sit down sometimes

[socialmaya]

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

[sylestial]

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

[tayefeth]

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

[antique-scarecrow]

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

[downtroddendeity]

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

[antiterfbutch]

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

[vampyre-lesbian]

matthew lillard just shared this on his instagram, he’s such an icon 🏳️‍🌈

[mexicontpaymybills]

Imaging waiting four years to play at the World Cup, representing your country at its fullest and this happening. Wishing a speedy recovery to Ismael Kone

[toptony]

Labyrinth (1986) | dir: Jim Henson

[danaes-silver-hammer]

The funniest part of the whole johnny marr/liam songwriting thing is the papers at the time going "we don't whether these songs will be for Oasis or a separate solo project" yeah right. If Liam made a solo album co-written with Johnny Marr Noel would legitimately kill himself in front of them

[danaes-silver-hammer]

To be fair to Noel, if my idol turned best mate suddenly co-wrote like 10 songs with my brother in a week using my guitar and my singer and had me on drums I'd crash out and shelf the tunes as well

[weeamgallagher]

I'm going to hit him with a brick

[pseudo-artiste]

He wants to fuck Liam so bad it's making him look stupid

[glossymint]

wonderwall came on shuffle and fuuuuuck it hits you so suddenly... you're gonna be the one that saves me 😭

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[pseudo-artiste]

I will literally send you money Mr. John Carpenter, just tell me where and when you GENIUS, you LEGEND

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[enabuns]

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

[evilskinnynoel]

Published in the Peterborough Evening Telegraph (August 4th, 1994)

[pseudo-artiste]

#like his brother

[danaes-silver-hammer]

Liam walking Buttons in London yesterday! (cc: fluffytails66)

[depsidase]

[greenie-genie505]

okay okay so we should all come together and make a band fight club and theoretically very seriously discuss who would win like for example Damon Albarn vs Liam Gallagher

We should consider their height, size, weight (if applicable), and athletic ability to see who wins

Also the matchups can be completely random and unrelated individuals for example Julian Casablancas and Noel Gallagher

[pseudo-artiste]

We also gotta consider mental states. Liam Gallagher is both too crazy, and too pretty to "lose" a fight. Either way he's gonna end up with all the bitches, bros and non binary hoes in his (hospital) bed for sexytimes

[35mmmmmm]

Came back on here to say I partied with Gene last night at the knicks game in nyc and he’s such an actual dick. He wants to be his dad so much.

[pseudo-artiste]

Big oof! I can kinda see it tho, one can't simply get away with doing Liam things without BEING Liam. No one can stay cross with that boy (50 yr old man) he's too bizarrely charming. Also he would have been an absurdly permissive dad