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NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
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noise dept.
Mike Driver
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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almost home

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todays bird
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@pseudomagiccaster
mutuals who use mastodon please interact i need ppl to follow 😖
it can be fun to joke but lets keep it real for a second and acknowledge that kurt cobain died tragically young and its actually kind of invasive and disrespectful to speculate that she was cis
you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.
yearning
no idon 'tt hinkiwill
Yeah well you have disappointed *holds my boobs* all three of us
i may or may not want u. depending
i got hoes with nuance
anonimas: galbūt noriu tavęs galbūt ne. priklauso
infectiouspiss: pas mane šliuchos su niuansais
i've got lithuanian hoes and i can't even communicate with them look at this shit i bet it's incorrect
vienkart
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813
how is everyone feeling today
alrighty. lets get this bread
one blowjob please. and make it scary
one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.
this is what the refrance
the place where I play my piano sucks, and everybody there sucks too
but they give me money, which I think it's funny, so fuck them and also fuck you
bartender's a loser the waitress a loser, they're all way less great than they think
there's a dude over there chatting up a twink, and this one here's fucking his drink
the shape cuck shooting his shapes at me
tumblr ads have finally dialed into what the average tumblr user cares about
best feature discord has added in years
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
never gets old
I could listen to this on loop for hours.
A correct to the transcript:
The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.