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MINORS DNI!!!
25
Midwest US
im into mass effect, fire emblem, persona, computers, birds, portal, and some other stuff
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I have a nsfw blog u can ask for, and snapchat and discord
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dms/asks are always open

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

#extradirty
Color Me Curious
KIROKAZE
todays bird
noise dept.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
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about me post I guess
MINORS DNI!!!
25
Midwest US
im into mass effect, fire emblem, persona, computers, birds, portal, and some other stuff
🏳️🌈
I have a nsfw blog u can ask for, and snapchat and discord
tags me text selfie
dms/asks are always open
Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass
per my last desperate howl at the heavens,
touches U in a very weird but non sexual way
people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter
one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down
Another thing, I'm gonna absolutely Honk Shoo mimimimimimi
beer before beer that's ✌️two beers
i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing
Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers
tumblr show me half naked men bound and gagged
eating an overdue meal like “i can feel my power returning”
Jessie after dark
update i have concerns about where katherine is going
I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.
Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best
Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds
I was just looking at how Sally was doing and
So, Thomas definitely is up to something
WHAT IS HE UP TO
He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.
every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.
anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life
drinking an extra virgin roy rogers (no cola because the bubbles give me a tummyache, no grenadine cus it sounds like grenada and reminds me of that war that happened [im anti imperialist]) at the soberqueer burlesque club, my girlfriend is there for open mic night with her new a capella ragtime group. the soberbartender hands me another glass of ice with a cherry in it. nothing could be more punk rock than this
looking into normal ways of responding to things
nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy
Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score