Soy Las Tres Marias: La Puta, La Pata, y La Perra @psionicstorms - Tumblr Blog

Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

i-am-a-fish

I'd like to give a quick shoutout to YOU

good job

kmr-creatz

to ME??

i-am-a-fish

to you!

kryptiq-kreachur

Girl, why you so gnarp gnarp

ytpforyouandme

ghostie-juice

These hedgehogs sure are spooky!!

pangur-and-grim

I accidentally derailed a book discussion because the prof asked what we thought about it, and I said “at one point the author says ‘raccoons the size of huskies. which is a seriously big raccoon.”

and everyone started moving their arms to approximate the size of a husky and frowning. and I was like “because huskies are mostly leg, but raccoons are mostly body, so a raccoon scaled that large would be like a bear.” and then the prof said that he liked the ‘raccoons the size of huskies’ line, and tried to move on, and I interrupted again with “but that’s so big!”

pangur-and-grim

huskies range between 51-60cm at the shoulder, and pandas range between 60-90 cm, so these would be raccoons roughly the size of an adult female panda

this is important because, unlike pandas, raccoons love meat. they already go after chickens and kittens at their current size. a panda-sized raccoon (especially a city raccoon, which have NO fear of people) might predate upon humans in the same way as their polar bears cousins

pangur-and-grim

evil-puppetmaster

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

tenderandmild

Definitely in a fight

yorgen-sh

burnazog

qqchurch

advanced-passenger-train

kimmywithay

houndmother

thinking about how even gay rights just. aren’t taken seriously by your average well meaning liberal. i’m thinking about how coworkers a few jobs ago just chuckled when i said i didn’t want chicfila bc of their donations to anti gay efforts. more recently, a trans girl who works at my gym told me that her bosses wouldn’t let her hang a pride flag in the gym. This is despite it being a place that is largely queer and a strongly ‘liberal’ soace, because “conservatives go here too.” At what point do certain ideas become unacceptable? at what point do we stop having conversations about queer rights because yes we all know gay people deserve rights? “conservatives come here too!” okay and you’re okay with that? you want that? there’s people who will be made uncomfortable by something as simple as a pride flag and you’re okay with that? you’re accommodating it? have some fucking conviction! do the minimum!