Positive Vibes

The world is at your feet.

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

[lestateur]

[love-personal]

[crybaybe-blog]

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m cackling

[stability]

poetry

[maaarine]

[claudiajeancregg-concannon-deac]

Hero

[chicagomoonlight]

But can we also talk about the interviewer’s honesty too?? Delightful.

[claudiajeancregg-concannon-deac]

Agreed:)

[libertariantimes]

Something good in this world…

[poorlydrawncomic]

Other Queen

[becausebirds]

You have been visited by the love owl. A special person will come into your life soon.

[thymegaforeskin]

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

[micdotcom]

[kushandwizdom]

Savage

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[wtfzodiacsigns]

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[did-you-know]

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

Source

[star-anise]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

[rainbowbarnacle]

WOOOW

[notallbees]

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

[alexkablob]

this is some red wedding shit right here

[krakenpocalypse]

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?

Wow.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

[monster--zero-deactivated201707]

Shut the fuck up.

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

Honestly

[thighetician]

[thesonofcali]

😂😁😂😂

[king-emare]

shit

[harrypotterconfessions]

*falls off chair*

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.