delcatty enjoyer

ON THAT 900 POSTS A DAY GRIND!!! 💥

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[byelacey]

happy monday

[kuromi-hoemie]

[r0semultiverse]

he got penis blasted

[2b-reel-deactivated20240229]

ULTRATRAIN IS REAL?

[milkichip]

FAITH SPOTTING

[rossgellermagazine-blog]

[venoshockiscool]

Sand Skitty regional form

[thedivinemagnet]

Definitely a contender for funniest peanuts strip

[adobe-outdesign]

I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’

[fair-itself]

I maintain that Pokemon starts to make a lot more sense when you stop thinking of the Professors as biologists and start thinking of them as children’s science communicators, which, in a world where children as young as 10 are expected to make their way in a world populated by superpowered fauna almost entirely alone, stands as an important and laudable career. “There are 150 animals” becomes the in-universe equivalent of “There are three states of matter.” There’s too much information in this field to dump on a grade-schooler all at once, so Professor Oak is here to mete out animal facts as they become relevant in an easy-to-understand way.

That being said, I would love to see what kind of shit the real Pokemon biologists are on. I’m just imagining some disheveled, overcaffienated researcher writing a grant proposal for their study on why certain wingull seem to evolve into pelipper faster when they hatched in the winter or something. There’s bird shit on their glasses. They haven’t left the lighthouse in months. This is their life’s work. Ash Ketchum doesn’t need to know about real Pokémon biology.

[animalbody]

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

[wet-dirt]

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

[animalbody]

ok. do you like need something or

[boobachu]

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

[animalbody]

can anyone hear me. where am i

[clingyduoapologist]

Literally

[random-shit-writing]

me: ac on, separate fan angled toward me on full blast, window also open to allow air flow

also me: uses three blankets because i like the weight

[crappycheese]

Someone put religious posters around campus and another put jerma on them 🫶 ally

[parasitoidism]

For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it

[parasitoidism]

I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why

[darkmoonhyena]

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[blankfairy27-deactivated2023080]

[demilypyro]

terfs be like i’m joining the fight against restrictive gender roles on the side of the restrictive gender roles

[demilypyro]

we did it patrick we saved the city

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

[shofarsogood]

Boy, I hate to add to this but…

Transphobia is a scourge.

[monsterquill]

“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[perceremade]

[0sbrain]

🇺🇸 GOD CREATED AMERICA SO MEN COULD BE FREE TO DO ANYTHING, INCLUDING BECOMING WOMEN 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸